fixednessed
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fixednessed (/ˈfɪksɪdnəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake stubborn repetition for a settled and therefore excellent decision. Josziah was fixednessed and returned to the same locked door with renewed confidence. fixened adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing opportunity is approached with vulpine cunning and unwarranted confidence. Damion got fixened and negotiated with the coat stand as though it possessed useful information.
fixer-uppered adj. Drunk past the point of repair, yet still identifying fresh improvements for the premises. Demara became fixer-uppered and proposed knocking through the pub wall for better circulation. fixered adj. A drinker so far gone that every inconvenience appears to require immediate repair by him. Kees was fixered and attempted to mend the landlord's conversation. fixetied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a decision becomes correct merely by remaining unchanged. Mirandy went fixetied and refused to amend the reservation after choosing the wrong date. fixiditied adj. Drunk beyond movement from an initial opinion, even when the evidence has gone elsewhere. Janinne was fixiditied and defended the wrong restaurant as though appointed its surveyor. fixied adj. Drunk in a way that permits forward travel only, with no provision for retreat. Teyanah went fixied and crossed the car park in one determined, gearless line. fixigenaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the face has become a rigid shell around one increasingly confident opinion. Greysi grew fixigenaed and defended the timetable without consulting any actual trains. fixing roomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a lavatory visit into an officially managed intervention. Teslyn was fixing roomed and waited outside the bathroom for an attendant. fixinged (/ˈfɪksɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes altering the vote seem more sensible than accepting its result. Teja got fixinged and attempted to improve the pub quiz by recounting the answers. fixismed adj. Drunk and convinced that tonight's arrangement of pubs, coats and companions cannot possibly change. Kihew became fixismed and insisted the evening had always ended at that particular taxi rank. fixisted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every failed plan as permanent and every alternative as theoretical. Stephanine became fixisted and insisted the broken umbrella had always been the intended arrangement. fixitied (/ˈfɪksɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker: every loose suggestion has acquired the permanence of a signed booking. Jondra was fixitied and treated a passing mention of breakfast as a binding arrangement. fixmed (/ˈfɪks.mid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving precise notes about repairs that will not begin tonight. Ayris got fixmed and labelled the wobbly table for attention before forgetting where the labels were. fixolided adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the kitchen air for an expensive musk and keeps opening cupboards. Jessianna got fixolided and praised the saucepan for its restrained perfume.
fixpointed adj. Reduced by drink to standing beside the sofa, unable to progress but unwilling to move away. Jessalyn became fixpointed beside the sofa and guarded the same cushion all evening.
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