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fixtured (/ˈfɪks.t͡ʃəd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating a permanent household appliance as somewhere to sit. Dawnelle grew fixtured and settled against the washing machine with considerable confidence. fixturinged adj. Sharpened by drink into securing every loose kitchen object against an unspecified emergency. Seline got fixturinged and wedged the chopping board firmly beneath the sofa leg. fixupped adj. Sharpened by drink into an improvised repairman, with particular confidence and no useful equipment. Xiang grew fixupped and restored the loose tap using a beer mat. fixured adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning all stable positions, including the one on the sofa. Shequetta became fixured and slid gradually from the sofa to the carpet. fiz-gigged adj. Drunk enough to gad between sofa and kitchen, flirting with every unattended glass. Riddick got fiz-gigged and made three cheerful visits to the kitchen for one glass of water. fizboed adj. Emboldened by drink to sell the contents of the kitchen directly, without involving an intermediary. Quinnetta got fizboed and offered the toaster to everyone still sitting on the sofa. fizeeked adj. You have drunk enough to discuss your constitution while misspelling it on the beer mat. Maximilien got fizeeked and wrote a detailed account of his constitution in spilled bitter. fizelyited adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard every kitchen mineral deposit as a rare specimen. Nalene became fizelyited and catalogued the kettle's scale beside the glass of water. fizgiged (/ˈfɪzɡɪɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of sitting still, yet too settled to leave the sitting room. Dairy became fizgiged and circulated between the sofa and the television without purpose. fizz-buzzed adj. Drunk, with the result that counting glasses in the kitchen requires replacing numbers with household noises. Zamzam became fizz-buzzed and counted the water glasses as fizz, buzz, fizz. fizzed (/fɪzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces a rapid stream of small domestic errands, none completed. Samil got fizzed and made repeated journeys between the sofa and the kitchen. fizzened adj. Drunk to a degree that strength and energy are reserved for rearranging cushions. Chardonay grew fizzened and rebuilt the sofa into a more vigorous arrangement. fizzered adj. Drunk to the extent of making the kitchen hiss, bubble and otherwise report your presence. Ky-mani became fizzered and shook the bottle until the kitchen answered audibly. fizzgiged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a glass of water can be located without a household search. Ciane went fizzgiged and searched the kitchen for water already held in her hand. fizzied (/ˈfɪzid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a non-alcoholic bottle from the evening's more ambitious refreshments. Legrant got fizzied and poured lemonade into a wineglass with solemn concentration. fizzinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of bubbles, and persuaded that a fizzy drink will restore order. Casi got fizzinessed and prescribed cola to everyone reclining on the sofa.