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flabergasted adj. Still drunk, and awkwardly surprised that the morning has retained all the details of last night. Sigfrid remained flabergasted over breakfast, astonished to find his shoes beneath the kitchen table. flacciditied adj. Drunk to the extent of losing all firmness, including the resolve to remain in the upright position. Ayoka grew flacciditied beside the coat stand and treated gravity as a personal recommendation. flaccidnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of becoming entirely limp, with even the evening's remaining ambition unable to stand. Dejavion was flaccidnessed and negotiated with the cushions for permanent accommodation. flacheried adj. Drunk since last orders, and consuming conversational mulberry leaves of distinctly uncertain quality. Penda became flacheried and absorbed every rumour offered across the supper table. flachkarrened adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the low, narrow proportions of a roadside rise. Emaline grew flachkarrened and spent ten minutes attempting the modest ascent to the doorstep. flack catchered adj. Having drunk enough to intercept every complaint about the missing coats and redirect it towards the taxi. Evanjelina became flack catchered and absorbed the party's objections to the long wait outside. flack-catchered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can publicly defend, and shielding the organiser from complaints about departure. Lynette was flack-catchered and accepted every objection to the delayed taxi with grave composure. flacked (/flækd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and representing the evening to bystanders as a successful public engagement. Ariana-elena became flacked and issued reassuring statements about the condition of the lampshade. flackeried adj. Still drunk, and conducting an aggressive campaign to persuade everyone that the evening ended triumphantly. Baylon remained flackeried, briefing the taxi driver on the success of his departure. flacketed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a barrel-shaped bottle from a suitable companion, and inclined to refill both. Bryana became flacketed and offered the flagon a chair during the final conversation. flaconned (/ˈflækɒnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a stoppered perfume bottle for a miniature provision of refreshment. Taliayah grew flaconned and attempted to pour perfume into a glass with great ceremony. fladged adj. Having drunk enough to regard a raised hand as an established form of entertainment. Murilo became fladged and applauded the household curtain whenever it moved. fladried adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with boundaries, and requiring a string of flags to keep you within them. Javare was fladried and needed bunting from the garden gate to the spare room. flag anthemed adj. You are drunk and composing a patriotic hymn for the household flag, including an unnecessary final verse. Taitym became flag anthemed and sang solemnly to the banner above the fireplace. flag bagged adj. Of a drinker: collecting contributions with noble purpose, then misplacing the bag beside the crisps. Lilani was flag bagged and raised a respectable sum before losing the collection beneath a cushion. flag bearered adj. A drinker so far gone that every entrance becomes a ceremony requiring a standard and an audience. Saurabh arrived flag bearered, carrying a tea towel while Trillion supplied the ceremonial applause.