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Fiumianed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the shortest route home without a civic objection. Burtha was Fiumianed and challenged the driver’s choice of road with quiet conviction. Five Phasesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every change of venue feel cosmically necessary. Gabirelle became Five Phasesed and assigned spiritual significance to leaving for the next pub. Five-Percentered adj. Drunk beyond arguing that every stranger at the bar belongs to a secret brotherhood. Reia got Five-Percentered and recruited the barman into an elaborate midnight philosophy. Fivered adj. Drunk, with the result that one keeps counting rounds long after the arithmetic has ceased to assist. Jeanae went Fivered and counted the receipts instead of collecting her coat. Fizeau-Foucault apparatused adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the journey home by repeatedly checking how fast the pavement moves. Denham became Fizeau-Foucault apparatused and timed the walk between each lamp post. Flacianed adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that becomes more intricate whenever the coat is mentioned. Juanito went Flacianed and defended his route home through three incompatible explanations. Flacianismed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing a doctrinal position on the chips that neither the chips nor anyone nearby had solicited. Meyli was Flacianismed by eleven and had developed a firm and unasked-for position on the correct salting of crisps. Flacianisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasingly certain that leaving the pub requires doctrinal clarification. Kerron became Flacianisted and held a brief debate about whose coat was whose. Flaming Doctor Peppered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to extinguish the evening by dropping it into whatever remains of a pint. Shennon went Flaming Doctor Peppered and poured the last of the lager over his burning ambitions. Flammer syndromed adj. Still drunk, and progressing towards home with cold hands, low energy and no useful blood pressure. Hannahmarie was Flammer syndromed, gripping the taxi receipt as though it generated warmth. Flammkuchened adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from a warm, flat invitation to lie down nearby. Habert got Flammkuchened and fell asleep beside the oven while the tray remained untouched. Flanderisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have one minor departure ritual overtake every other feature of the journey home. Elvis went Flanderisationed and checked his pockets at every step towards the taxi. Flanderizationed (/ˌflændəɹəˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Having drunk enough to reduce the evening to one exaggerated concern: whether the front door key is present. Zabriel became Flanderizationed and checked his key before every change of pavement. Flanders poppied adj. You have drunk enough to become briefly decorative, red-faced and firmly rooted beside the coat rack. Darikson stood Flanders poppied by the cloakroom, bright-faced and unwilling to leave. Flandreaued adj. You are drunk and moving home in a compact, determined formation around whoever has the keys. Oceane went Flandreaued and gathered the party into a tight procession towards the station. Flandrianed adj. Of a drinker: strict about the route home, severe about coats, and quietly opposed to a further round. Shuntina became Flandrianed and imposed a firm departure schedule on the cloakroom.