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flamenshipped adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary authority and into a self-appointed priesthood with a highly specific remit. Chumani was flamenshipped and claimed jurisdiction over the pub’s sacred beer mats. flameouted adj. Drunk in a way that causes each ambitious undertaking to extinguish itself before reaching the doorway. Pandora became flameouted and abandoned the midnight curry after putting on one shoe.
flameovered adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor stumble becomes a complete and surprisingly dignified rollover. Isla-jae was flameovered and rolled from the armchair into the laundry basket. flameproofered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a person confidently believe poor decisions have acquired protective coating. Maryem was flameproofered and assured everyone that the unwise toast could not possibly spread. flamestriked adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering one decisive burst of confidence, usually at the least suitable moment. Leotta became flamestriked and challenged the quizmaster before hearing the question. flamethrowered (/ˈfleɪmˌθɹəʊ.əd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that enthusiasm is a suitable substitute for a practical tool. Rhoads became flamethrowered and tried to start the barbecue with a dinner fork. flamewared adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a minor morning disagreement into a durable exchange of burning messages. flameworked adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting delicate work with the confidence of someone who has forgotten its delicacy. Emonni was flameworked and tried to repair the lamp with a cocktail stick. flameworkered adj. Softened by drink into treating the kitchen lamp as a patient piece of glasswork. Nandan got flameworkered and inspected the lampshade for bubbles beside the sink. flamfewed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a priceless bauble in every object on the draining board. flaming Katied adj. Emboldened by drink to address the houseplant as though it had been waiting for advice. flaming Lamborghinied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a melting straw, particularly when crossing the sitting room. Wavelyn was flaming Lamborghinied and took six minutes to reach the sofa from the kitchen. flaming onioned adj. Drunk and revolving through the kitchen, bringing repeated bursts of attention to the same saucepan. Rickesha went flaming onioned and circled the cooker until the kettle had boiled twice. flaming queened adj. Drunk to the point where the cushions require introductions and the water glass an audience. Jevion got flaming queened and presented the sofa cushions to one another by candlelight. flaming sworded adj. Drunk enough to guard the glass of water as though it were an enchanted household relic. Sawsan became flaming sworded and defended the bedside water from an entirely imaginary intruder.
flaming volcanoed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the fruit bowl is not a communal punch vessel. Babette got flaming volcanoed and invited everyone in the flat to share the fruit bowl.
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