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Flarfed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into experimental verse, with the coat as recurring subject. Finnis went Flarfed and described the taxi queue in fragments nobody requested. Flashered adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing obsolete multimedia architecture from an evening's ordinary blinking lights. Kazi became Flashered and attempted to debug the pub sign with a beer mat. Flat-coated Retrievered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you amiably acquisitive, retrieving coats, glasses, and whatever else is thrown. Marytheresa got Flat-coated Retrievered and returned every abandoned scarf to its owner. Flatheaded adj. Drunk, with the result that every problem appears solvable by applying the same broad, level surface. Umeka became Flatheaded and tried to settle the argument with a carefully placed book. Flavianed (/ˈfleɪvɪənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every domestic disagreement resemble an imperial succession. Eriselda grew Flavianed and appointed the quietest guest heir to the armchair. Fleabag eraed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding minor inconvenience as a personal philosophy and the carpet as an adversary. Shyonna became Fleabag eraed and described the missing corkscrew as an institutional failure. Fleet Street doved adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting every conversation as though an introduction had already been negotiated. Lolly was Fleet Street doved, addressing strangers with professional warmth and no discernible purpose. Fleet parsonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and solemnly solemnising arrangements that nobody has authorised. Ozite grew Fleet parsonned and attempted to marry two unclaimed pints. Flehmanned adj. Drunk in a way that flares the upper lip whenever the room acquires a new smell. Florence-ivy became Flehmanned and investigated the crisps with a lifted lip. Flehmened adj. Sharpened by drink into flaring the upper lip at every glass, as though intensive smelling might establish its pedigree. Azarea became Flehmened and inspected the cider with the gravity of a mammalian scholar. Fleiss' kappaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning suspiciously precise agreement scores to fellow drinkers. Samehesha was Fleiss' kappaed and rated the table's consensus on crisps as statistically respectable. Fleming valved adj. Too drunk to conduct the evening directly, allowing every intention to pass through an unreliable vacuum. Sannidhi was Fleming valved, amplifying every plan while admitting none of its practical objections. Fleminged (/ˈflɛmɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest patch of ground as an administrative frontier requiring formal recognition. Marisa remained Fleminged, labelling the smoking area a separate jurisdiction. Flemingianed adj. Still drunk, and classifying the kitchen into historical provinces before attempting the washing-up. Deaken became Flemingianed and divided the draining board into distinct historical territories. Flemish Gianted adj. Having drunk enough to occupy the room with the expansive quietness of an exceptionally large rabbit. Edker got Flemish Gianted and required two chairs, though he remained perfectly still. Flemish accounted adj. Having drunk more than arithmetic can satisfactorily untangle, particularly where borrowed rounds are concerned. Adamarys became Flemish accounted and produced a reckoning involving seven pints and no conclusion.