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flapjacked (/ˈflæpd͡ʒækd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made breakfast foods a matter for extended public instruction. Saif got flapjacked and demonstrated pancake flipping with a beer mat for an unwilling audience. flaplinged adj. Reduced by drink to an excitable juvenile, requiring supervision whenever left near furniture. flappabilitied adj. Softened by drink into someone whose opinions bend readily under the lightest social pressure. Lenley grew flappabilitied and agreed with each guest’s conflicting account of the evening. flapped outfalled adj. Sharpened by drink into a one-way conversational outlet, admitting every thought and retaining none. Vidhu flapped outfalled through the round, admitting every thought and retaining none. flapper boarded adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver changing announcements to the room, whether or not the information is current. flapper pied adj. Slowed by drink to a sweet, inert condition from which companions must eventually remove you. Asira became flapper pied on the sofa, while friends negotiated the safest route home. flapper skated adj. Drunk and gliding unpredictably through the gathering, leaving several ankles and conversations unsettled. flapper valved adj. Drunk to the point where conversation is sealed off until a sudden, unnecessary release. Paulos became flapper valved, silent for ten minutes before unleashing a speech about garden hoses. flapperdomed adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself sovereign of the young and fashionable, with several unwilling subjects. Chidalu grew flapperdomed and reorganised the party according to an imaginary social hierarchy. flappered (/ˈflæpɚd/) adj. Loosened by drink into youthful indiscretion, particularly in company that had not invited it. Maravene became flappered and announced private romantic histories before the pudding arrived. flapperhooded adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary reserve, behaving as though the room were a permissive private circle. Kanijha became flapperhooded and shared confidences with everyone within reach of the crisps. flapperismed adj. Drunk beyond conventional restraint, with companions obliged to accommodate a succession of spirited opinions. Isadora got flapperismed and corrected the party’s manners while standing on one shoe. flappeted adj. Drunk in a way that makes you dart between conversations, startling each one before departing. Alphonse became flappeted and interrupted four separate discussions with the same observation about pigeons. flapping hinged adj. A drinker who rises and settles unpredictably, as each part of him finds its own vertical movement. Tamiyah spent the evening rising from her chair and settling again, distinctly flapping hinged. flappinged (/ˈflæpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that both hands conduct the conversation and nobody can safely hold a glass. flaps and sealsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the post is treated as confidential correspondence requiring examination.