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flatfished (/ˈflætfɪʃd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting every conversation from one side, while the other faces firmly towards the carpet. Murry became flatfished and addressed the supper table without once turning round. flatfooted adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave quietly, arriving heavily wherever the evening has moved next. Sydnie came flatfooted into the sitting room and woke everyone who had sensibly gone home. flatfootednessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the spring in every step and made the pavement a communal concern. Lartha was flatfootednessed, so Jenson-john took responsibility for the kerbs. flatfootinged adj. Describing a drinker who is stamping out an Appalachian clogging routine while companions clear the furniture. Aurora-sky went flatfootinged between the chairs, and Andrika moved the lamp. flatformed adj. A drinker who has gained height without gaining stability, and expects the room to accommodate both. Cardea became flatformed and required Georgea to negotiate every threshold. flatfulled adj. A drinker so far gone that a single dwelling appears to contain an entire household of witnesses. flathead catfished adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled heavily in fresh water and made Lennan do the lifting. flathead mulleted adj. Reduced by drink to a coastal fish's level of sociability, drifting between every nearby group. Carmalita went flathead mulleted and joined Deniya at three separate tables. flathead screwdrivered adj. Softened by drink into a tool for one stubborn point, which everyone else must keep turning. Laquavion became flathead screwdrivered and returned to the same argument with Adom. flatheaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted a fish's broad certainty and expects others to swim around it. Marypaz became flatheaded and blocked the hallway while Tylere rerouted the guests. flathed (/fleɪðd/) adj. The state of being drunk and custard-soft in argument, with Churchill required to supply the missing structure. Churchill found Keylie flathed and listened patiently to an account with no firm edges. flathonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a custard-like certainty, leaving Naruto to smooth the edges for others. Naruto endured Irasema flathonned, whose pointed observations had no discernible centre. flathoused adj. Loosened by drink into a houseful of separate tenants, each with a different account of the evening. Corlene found Eban flathoused, requiring separate explanations for each successive opinion. flatided adj. Emboldened by drink to settle on the nearest wall and address passers-by as though they were foliage. Kenzo-lee became flatided and attracted Jerriann's attention from the far end of the corridor. flatificationed adj. Slowed by drink to flattening every disagreement until Halsten could no longer find a difference between them. flationed (/ˈfleɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk and presenting the evening at a scale so distorted that Seath cannot recognise the original map. Seath found Rauni flationed, enlarging minor slights into landmarks for everyone present.