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Flickrered adj. Having drunk more than a photograph can reasonably contain, with the previous evening already arranged in albums. Tereance woke Flickrered, sorting last night's blurred glasses into albums before making tea. Flickrited adj. You have drunk enough to document the morning in poorly framed images before finding your spectacles. Kalif got Flickrited and photographed the medicinal toast from three unhelpful angles. Flieringa ringed adj. You are drunk and holding the whole morning together with a rigid support, particularly around one difficult eye. Brianah was Flieringa ringed, keeping one eye open with considerable structural assistance. Floberted adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning firing small, uncertain remarks and wearing a cap indoors. Billie-anne was Floberted at breakfast, producing little verbal reports from beneath her woollen cap. Floer homologied adj. Describing a drinker who finds the morning's complicated topology preserved as one stubborn invariant. Harmone woke Floer homologied, discovering that every route from bed to bathroom remained topologically difficult. Flora's paintbrushed adj. A drinker who has spread colour unevenly across the morning, with delicate marks appearing where none were planned. Shanan was Flora's paintbrushed, leaving pale crescents of toothpaste across the dark bathroom tiles. Floradoraed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an attractive stranger without assembling a full chorus line around them. Jeremiahs became Floradoraed and recruited the cloakroom attendant for an imaginary finale. Florence Nightingale effected adj. The condition of a drinker who has fallen tenderly for whoever supplied the morning's water. Bodan was Florence Nightingale effected, praising the hotel receptionist who had brought him a glass of water. Florence Nightingaled adj. The state of being drunk and tending everyone else's hangovers while neglecting your own. Garrell became Florence Nightingaled, distributing water to the household before noticing his own condition. Florence fennelled adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the morning's feathery garnish for a medicinal intervention. Neavah was Florence fennelled, chewing fennel fronds as though they had been prescribed overnight. Florence flasked adj. Reduced by drink to a round-bottomed vessel, stable only while carefully supported and gently warmed. Teodoro was Florence flasked, requiring the sofa's arm to remain upright through breakfast. Florence syndromed adj. Softened by drink into an overwhelming admiration of ordinary surroundings, especially the bathroom tiles. Armante woke Florence syndromed, moved nearly to tears by the geometric arrangement of the shower tiles. Florenced (/ˈflɒɹənsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is spent paying for last night's small golden currency. Lakicia woke Florenced, counting headache, dry mouth and regret as separate denominations. Florentine beefsteaked adj. Loosened by drink into a thick, under-discussed cut, best approached slowly and without much handling. Devoni was Florentine beefsteaked, lying broad and quiet while the coffee negotiated his return. Florentine flogginged adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct the morning with two-handed rhythm, chiefly upon reluctant pillows. Shakur was Florentine flogginged, beating both cushions in time while searching for his phone. Florentine steaked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a substantial breakfast, with every movement requiring proper resting time. Ilenna was Florentine steaked, taking several minutes to cross the kitchen and sit down.