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flatulatored adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake involuntary digestive noises for a performance worth repeating. flatulence taxed adj. Having drunk more than the national accounts can reasonably absorb without an agricultural surcharge. Brelon was flatulence taxed and treated the pub's windows as a matter of public policy. flatulenced (/ˈflæt͡ʃələnsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to lose control of the digestive soundtrack while retaining opinions about it. flatulencied adj. You have drunk enough to provide a dated, intermittent commentary from below the waist. Davette got flatulencied and paused on every stair to let the building settle. flatulisted (/ˈflæt͡ʃəlɪstd/) adj. You are drunk and giving the evening a musical accompaniment no one commissioned. Ahslee was flatulisted, performing a wavering fanfare beside the coat rack. flatuositied adj. Of a drinker: producing antique-sounding evidence that the evening has not been digested peacefully. Soufiane was flatuositied and blamed the creaking staircase for the interruption. flatused (/ˈflætəsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has filled the surrounding air and is now reconsidering the stairs. Burrill was flatused and opened every window before attempting the landing. flatwared adj. Describing a drinker who handles forks, knives and spoons with declining confidence and increasing ceremony. Nitza became flatwared and arranged the cutlery according to an elaborate but unstable plan. flatwatered adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the evening remarkably calm, with no currents towards the taxi rank. flatweaved adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home is interlocked with every other and none leads out. Breondra got flatweaved between the cloakroom and the bar, unable to choose a coat. flatweeded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you low to the ground, edible only in the loosest sense, and difficult to uproot. flatwinged adj. Drunk to the extent of making short, delicate flights between tables, never quite reaching the exit. flatwooded adj. Drunk on the strength of which the journey home drains slowly, leaving every coat and doorway in place. Dreah was flatwooded after last orders, moving through the pub with admirable lack of drainage. flatwoods plummed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying a small, dark fruit of the evening towards the pavement. Belem was flatwoods plummed by closing time, clutching one final thought and a borrowed coat. flatworked adj. Drunk by the third round, and horizontal construction has become the preferred plan for the journey home. flatwormed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving without bones, structure, or any convincing route towards home. Kymaya became flatwormed beside the cloakroom, extending slowly towards the correct coat.