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flaughtered (/ˈflɔː.təd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the pavement as peat while looking for something with which to cut through it. Manford went flaughtered after last orders, levering himself towards the taxi with a borrowed umbrella. flaunched adj. Drunk beyond the point where your personal rim no longer contains the evening. flaunchinged adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's chimney securely upright, or to let rainwater run off it properly. Botond grew flaunchinged at closing time and rested his head against the nearest pillar. flaunted (/flɔːntd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to display the last round as though it were an object of public importance. Stevey arrived flaunted at the cloakroom, presenting his ticket to three unrelated coats. flauntered adj. Having drunk enough to turn the walk home into a public display requiring an audience. flauntinessed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can discreetly contain, and wearing the excess as a feature. Katona was flauntinessed by last orders, making the borrowed coat part of the presentation. flauntinged adj. You have drunk enough to make the ordinary business of finding your coat into a public performance. Brenndon got flauntinged at closing time and modelled three coats before selecting his own. flauntingnessed adj. You are drunk and turning the departure from the pub into a conspicuous ceremony. flautaed (/ˈflaʊtəd/) adj. Of a drinker: rolled, crisp at the edges, and best conveyed home in a reassuringly cylindrical arrangement. Marselo was flautaed by last orders, fitting neatly between the taxi door and his coat. flautinoed adj. Of a drinker who has become high-pitched, portable, and audible from the far end of the taxi queue. Mikeyah grew flautinoed after closing and announced each coat as it left the cloakroom. flautisted (/ˈflaʊtɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who keeps producing small, breathy announcements whenever last orders are mentioned. flavadined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically inclined, as though the last round had been isolated and named. Retonya became flavadined after the third round and catalogued the taxi queue by reaction. flavaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every round has acquired a separate and loudly defended flavour. Sura was flavaed by closing time, assigning a different taste to each coat in the cloakroom. flavaglined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become botanically elaborate, with every coat acquiring an unnecessary natural history. Odom was flavaglined by last orders, identifying the cloakroom as though it were a rare grove. flavandioled adj. The state of being drunk and chemically layered, with one flavour of the evening resting upon another. Swapnil was flavandioled, combining lager, cider and a mysterious cherry note. flavaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded inward around a decorative chemical principle and missed the last convenient taxi. Dynette was flavaned by closing time, curled around her handbag and unwilling to unfold.