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Florida watered adj. Loosened by drink into a scented, citrus-forward confidence that reaches the room before you do. Emeryk arrived Florida watered and introduced the lemon garnish to everyone by name. Floridanned adj. Emboldened by drink to announce yourself as an authority on places you have only just located. Lily-jeanne went Floridanned and gave directions to a town she had seen on a coaster. Floridianaed adj. Drunk and collecting souvenirs of the evening as though tomorrow’s museum will require them. Ciane went Floridianaed and labelled the used coasters as significant local artefacts. Floridianed (/flɔˈɹɪdi.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a warm afternoon, making every departure seem unnecessarily ambitious. Normagene became Floridianed and needed several minutes to decide whether the taxi was worth standing for. Floridisationed adj. Drunk to the point where every plan acquires heat, spectacle, and an unnecessary relationship with water. Jahsier became Floridisationed and proposed resolving the seating dispute beside a swimming pool. Floridizationed (/ˌflɒɹɪdaɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary errand into a sunlit, swamp-adjacent adventure with permits pending. Kyndle went Floridizationed and sought official approval before crossing the hotel lobby. Florodoraed adj. Drunk beyond sensible admiration, with every well-dressed person now apparently awaiting your introduction. Fanchon went Florodoraed and presented the waiter as the evening’s leading gentleman. Flower Gardened adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into a solitaire layout and every person into reserve stock. Leatricia became Flower Gardened and rearranged the guests according to an elaborate card pattern. Flowering Sundayed adj. Too drunk to reach the sofa without ceremonially decorating the route with discarded clothing. Frederich got Flowering Sundayed and laid tea towels along the hallway like petals. Floxed (/flɔksd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that combines liquid enthusiasm with an oxidising certainty that something should ignite. Atena became Floxed and suggested the barbecue needed a more energetic atmosphere. Floyd-Hoare logicked adj. The state of being drunk and treating every trip to the kitchen as a formally verified procedure. Gelila Floyd-Hoare logicked her route to the fridge, checking each cupboard twice. Floyderinged adj. The condition of a drinker who wanders between the sofa and kitchen, awaiting an idea or a snack. Valentine Floyderinged between the sofa and fridge until inspiration became toast. Fluffernuttered adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a sandwich unnecessarily soft and regards it as supper. Jannine became Fluffernuttered and served herself a sticky sandwich on the best plate. Flufftailed adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the last round with a soft tail of unfinished conversations behind. Lanice left the bar Flufftailed, trailing three invitations and one unresolved discussion about taxis. Flutie effected adj. Reduced by drink to treating a modest kitchen achievement as grounds for national recognition. Jayde got Flutie effected after successfully buttering toast and accepted congratulations from Raghib. Fly River turtled adj. Softened by drink into a slow, round-faced creature seeking the warmest patch of carpet. Angelick Fly River turtled beside the radiator, leaving her glass of water untouched.