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flexidisced adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow groove of certainty from which no contrary fact can remove you. Kingzley went flexidisced and pursued one mistaken explanation through the entire supper. flexied adj. Drunk on the strength of having negotiated your own hours, especially the hour at which tea becomes essential. flexihoursed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard time as an adjustable workplace benefit rather than a sequence. Resheena got flexihoursed and announced that midnight was an approximate starting point. flexileaved adj. Emboldened by drink to exchange future time for present effort, without checking whose future it is. Somaly got flexileaved and volunteered for the late shift before ordering another round. flexilitied adj. Having drunk enough to bend the timetable, the facts and finally the meaning of agreement. Cailynn went flexilitied and treated every refusal as an invitation to negotiate. flexinged (/ˈflɛksɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than your muscles or judgement can comfortably support, yet demonstrating both. Zamari went flexinged and showed the room how confidently he could lift the wrong chair. flexioned (/ˈflɛk.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where bending down for the glass of water requires several careful attempts. flexirubinned adj. Drunk enough to leave a richly coloured impression on the white kitchen towel. Breania got flexirubinned and stained the tea towel while attempting to dry a perfectly clean glass. flexisexualitied adj. Drunk past the point of choosing one sofa, one glass, or one sleeping position for the night. Cuba became flexisexualitied and changed seats whenever the conversation appeared settled. flexistylied adj. Drunk beyond keeping the flowers in the vase upright, whatever direction they presently favour. Kyran went flexistylied and rearranged the kitchen flowers according to their changing angles. flexitanked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body a compliant container for water, blankets, and the sofa. Imagean was flexitanked on the sofa, accepting refills of water without opening both eyes. flexitarianed adj. Drunk, with the result that supper is mostly vegetables except for whatever remains in the fridge. Ahlani got flexitarianed and made a noble salad around the last cold sausage. flexitarianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes principles about supper yield to whatever can be reheated. flexitimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and observing only the core hours required for water and the bathroom. Sandricka was flexitimed, keeping the sofa occupied while meeting the essential deadline for a glass of water. flexitimered adj. Drunk by closing time, and working the household according to a personally negotiated rota. flexivirided adj. Still drunk, and multiplying through the household by leaving glasses, cushions, and half-finished conversations everywhere. Ieda became flexivirided across the kitchen, the sofa, and the route between them.