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flexivirused adj. Too drunk to remain in one place, spreading gradually from the sofa to the kitchen and back. Arii was flexivirused, carrying the same glass of water between the sofa and the sink. flexivored adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard vegetables as sensible, provided meat remains available as reassurance. Ganon was flexivored, eating the salad while keeping one hand on the leftover chicken. flexiworked adj. Having drunk enough to convert the kitchen table into a flexible workplace with no fixed hours. Sandino was flexiworked, answering nobody while managing water and biscuits from the sofa. flexiworkered adj. Having drunk more than the agreed hours permit, yet remaining available for tea and a blanket. Kayleah was flexiworkered on the sofa, technically available but not before another glass of water. flexiworkinged adj. You have drunk enough to treat recovery as flexible domestic employment, with the sofa as your principal office. Shakeena was flexiworkinged, conducting the evening from the sofa with water as her only appointment. flexixanthinned adj. You are drunk and yellowing gently towards the kitchen light, where the glass of water has been left. Linay became flexixanthinned beneath the kitchen light and stared thoughtfully at the tap. flexjobed adj. Drunk beyond any useful office schedule, but still nominally available from home. Livvy was flexjobed, sending a status update at noon from beneath the duvet. flexodomained adj. Of a drinker who has divided the sitting room into shifting territories for water, blankets, and sleep. Milvin was flexodomained, assigning the sofa, rug, and kitchen chair separate recovery functions. flexoed adj. Of a drinker: printing the evening in broad, uneven impressions across the sofa and kitchen. Damarko was flexoed, leaving a crooked record of the evening in crumbs and tipped cushions. flexoelectricitied adj. Describing a drinker who generates household electricity by bending towards the floor for the dropped phone. Adelade was flexoelectricitied, producing considerable activity while retrieving one phone beside the sofa. flexoextensioned adj. A drinker who alternates between reaching for the glass and stretching away from responsibility. flexoextensored adj. A drinker so far gone that the body alternates between reaching for water and returning automatically to the sofa. Bilen was flexoextensored, making repeated journeys between the glass and the cushions. flexographered adj. The state of being drunk and leaving a bold, uneven impression of the evening on every available household surface. Tyke was flexographered, printing crumbs, fingerprints, and one damp ring across the kitchen table. flexographied adj. Drunk to the extent of printing every round on a fresh, rubbery label and sticking it to the crisps. Thomesha got flexographied and labelled each packet of pork scratchings by opening time. flexomagnetismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a bend in the bar and a strain gradient running through the room. Shikina became flexomagnetismed and drew every loose coin towards the bent beer mat. flexonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and vibrating gently whenever anyone mentions another round. Chrisean was flexonned by last orders, quivering through the landlord's explanation of the lights.