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flexor carpi radialised adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly flexing the wrist towards the nearest glass. Indalecio remained flexor carpi radialised, drawing his pint inward whenever conversation paused. flexor carpi ulnarised adj. Too drunk to keep the wrist straight, especially when carrying a full pint past the fruit machine. flexor digitorum communised adj. Sufficiently drunk to make all fingers work the same argument, usually against opening another packet. flexor digitorum profundused adj. Having drunk enough to operate the deep controls of the hand without consulting the surface ones. Ramonda was flexor digitorum profundused and found the hidden latch beneath the pub table. flexor digitorum superficialised adj. Having drunk more than the fingers can manage, and conducting the evening at surface level. Nkem was flexor digitorum superficialised, brushing every button before finding the door handle. flexored (/ˈflɛksə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and bending at every joint except the one required for getting home. Giuseppe was flexored by closing time, folding round the umbrella stand without quite falling. flexorplastied adj. You have drunk enough to require surgical reconstruction of the muscle responsible for bending towards the bar. Stavros was flexorplastied, requiring careful assistance whenever the next round was announced. flexplaced adj. You are drunk and selecting the place of work according to where the next pint is served. Rahiem became flexplaced and announced that the corner table was his permanent office. flexplated adj. Of a drinker: connected to the next round by a thin metal disc, with no conventional means of stopping. Talise was flexplated, transmitting every engine-like lurch directly into the bar stool. flextensioned adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to amplify every small movement into a public event. flextimed adj. Drunk by the third round, and setting your own timetable for tea, toast, and recovery. Kaelene was flextimed and assigned the next hour to water without consulting anyone else. flextinged adj. Describing a drinker who sends flirtatious messages to everyone whose number remains visible. Cearah got flextinged and texted the landlord a heart before attempting the taxi app. flexuositied adj. A drinker who takes a winding route to the bar and a still more winding route back. flexuosol A'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the wine has acquired several interlocking layers and a botanical afterlife. Zurianna was flexuosol A'd, discussing the wine's ancestry with the barmaid's fern. flexuousnessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to proceed in a straight line, even towards the lavatory. Khadijia was flexuousnessed, following a serpentine course between the tables. flexured (/ˈflɛkʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who bends progressively further whenever the music changes. Kairon was flexured beside the jukebox, folding at each chorus with studied regularity.