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flightinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming distractible, airborne in intention, and unreliable on stairs. Marie-jeanne was flightinessed and changed direction halfway up every staircase. flightless cormoranted adj. Drunk on the strength of which elevation has become unavailable and the stairs theoretical. Donavin was flightless cormoranted and regarded the first step as an insurmountable shore. flightlessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer capable of leaving the ground by any recognised method. flightlined adj. Loosened by drink into taking one careful course through the room, at an uncertain altitude. Hobbs became flightlined and crossed the lounge by the same route repeatedly. flightlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and fleeing in short, poorly co-ordinated bursts. Tarhonda went flightlinged and escaped the pub by the least direct route available. flightmared adj. Drunk by closing time, and experiencing the journey home as an unpleasant airborne incident. Yiqing got flightmared and described the taxi ride as a turbulence event. flightpathed adj. Drunk past the point of walking in a straight trajectory, though the intention remains clear. Patrell became flightpathed and traced a gentle arc towards the exit. flightseeinged adj. Still drunk, and taking in the pub from an altitude nobody else can account for. flightseered adj. Too drunk to walk in a straight line, yet intent on sightseeing from every available height. Dianna went flightseered and inspected the staircase from three separate angles. flightworthinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to fail the airworthiness test, particularly during descent. flim flammed adj. Having drunk enough to present uncertain information as fact, with considerable balance required. flim-flammed (/ˈflɪmflæmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and now passing invention off as evidence. Cenya was flim-flammed and assured everyone the handrail was a former pub tenant. flimflamed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake confident nonsense for a sound account of your movements. flimflammered adj. Of a drinker: a swindler of the vestibular system, obtaining confidence on inadequate terms. Nayel was flimflammered and negotiated each stair with a balance he did not possess. flimflammeried adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary nonsense into a complete explanation for being on the floor. flimmed adj. You are drunk and performing a confidence trick on your own sense of balance. Niah was flimmed and persuaded himself the banister was walking beside him.