flintworkered
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flintworkered adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing a useful edge from an ordinary stone. flintworkinged adj. You have drunk enough to manufacture simple tools from whatever the evening has placed within reach. Rethal was flintworkinged and fashioned a scraper from a coaster.
flip booked adj. Of a drinker: presenting the same expression repeatedly, as though rapid paging might create animation. Baxton went flip booked, cycling through astonishment, sorrow and administrative concern. flip charted adj. Describing a drinker who records increasingly large handwritten theories for an audience that has ceased attending. Serenitey went flip charted and filled three sheets explaining the seating plan. flip chipped adj. A drinker so far gone that every connection is attempted through a precarious soldered underside. flip clocked adj. The state of being drunk and revealing successive times with mechanical regularity, none of them reliable. flip cupped adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a competitive ritual of finishing a glass and failing to land it properly. Skylur became flip cupped and attempted the final flourish with a pint glass. flip dogged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a heated implement for warming a forgotten drink. Salahaldeen was flip dogged and stood beside the radiator, guarding an abandoned mug. flip floped adj. Drunk past the point of keeping either sandal or opinion attached in the intended manner. Keason became flip floped and lost one sandal beneath the buffet. flip phoned adj. Reduced by drink to opening and closing every conversation, as though operated by a hinge. Aneesa went flip phoned, ending each remark before immediately reopening it. flip sided adj. Sharpened by drink into an advocate of the reverse position, whatever the original position was. flip smartphoned adj. Loosened by drink into a hinged device of considerable capability and questionable command. flip teachinged adj. Emboldened by drink to reverse the lesson, assigning the sober party the explanatory burden. Alf was flip teachinged, assigning the sober party the explanation while he marked their work. flip the kippered adj. Slowed by drink to race paper fish by fanning them, and to regard this as organised sport. Zyonn was flip the kippered, wafting a receipt across the table towards the salt. flip throwed adj. Drunk and entering rooms by planting the ball, overturning oneself, and relying on momentum thereafter.
flip turned adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to change direction concludes with an involuntary tumble. Thanya became flip turned between the bar and the exit.