flipperlinged
flirteed

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flipperlinged (/ˈflɪpəlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and small, damp-eyed, and unsteady beneath the morning's seal-like quiet. flippied (/ˈflɪpid/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's discarded disc as a complete record of last night's condition. Dezyre was flippied, staring at the abandoned disc as though it contained the missing hours.
flippinged (/ˈflɪpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning repeatedly in bed as the evening rearranges itself. flippy disced adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently addressing both sides of every argument, often simultaneously. Taniyha went flippy disced and supported the proposal before opposing it over pudding. flippy disked adj. Loosened by drink into storing every opinion twice, with neither version safely retrievable. Miliana got flippy disked and gave Morghyn two incompatible directions home. flippy disketted adj. Emboldened by drink to offer both sides of the story, whether requested or not. flippy skirted adj. Slowed by drink to decisions that turn upwards slightly before losing their nerve. Shweta went flippy skirted and took twelve minutes to choose the obviously wrong restaurant. flippy-floppied adj. Drunk and storing every decision on both sides, with complete confidence that this is efficient. flipsided (/ˈflɪpˌsəɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every decision has an obverse, and both appear unquestionably correct. Mekaila went flipsided and gave Shawntika two final answers to one simple question. flirt-gilled adj. Drunk beyond sensible judgement, casting invitations broadly and accepting the consequences narrowly. Landyn became flirt-gilled and invited the whole queue to dinner. flirtaholicked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every confident decision an invitation to continue flirting. Dawone went flirtaholicked and appointed himself ambassador to the next table. flirtationed (/flɚˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary negotiations acquire the confidence and subtlety of courtship. flirtationshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a casual acquaintance into a project with unwarranted prospects. flirtatiousnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating misplaced charm as a reliable decision-making method. Anikia went flirtatiousnessed and selected the expensive wine for reasons nobody understood. flirted (/flɜːtd/) adj. Drunk enough to make a sudden throw of judgement and stand by its trajectory. Shrey got flirted and cast his house keys into the ornamental pond.
flirteed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every listener is waiting to be won over. Shreyaan got flirteed and persuaded Kael that the broken umbrella was an investment.