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Fock stated adj. Drunk, with the result that each item in the kitchen has a precisely defined place and purpose. Delsy became Fock stated and assigned the spoon, mug, and tea towel separate domestic destinies. Fohismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the quietest seat in the house seem spiritually sufficient. Temmy became Fohismed and meditated beside the kettle until the water went cold. Fohisted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen floor as a suitable place for prolonged contemplation. Jeopardy got Fohisted and sat cross-legged beside the dishwasher with a glass of water. Foix-Alajouanine syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of a glass of water, and considerably less mobile once it has been obtained. Tupac went Foix-Alajouanine syndromed after crossing the kitchen for water and never left the sofa. Foix-Chavany-Marie syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to conveying supper requirements through determined gestures. Kirstian became Foix-Chavany-Marie syndromed and pointed firmly at the bread bin. Fokkered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to land on the sofa with the confidence of a small aircraft. Chimdalu got Fokkered and made an ambitious descent onto the armchair. Foldexed adj. Still drunk, and folded compactly into the sofa with the ears of the blanket turned down. Bayardo remained Foldexed beneath the blanket, accepting water without unfolding. Foldy-Wouthuysen transformationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to transform from an upright person into a unitary arrangement of cushions and blankets. Chaplin became Foldy-Wouthuysen transformationed between the sofa cushions and the folded throw. Foley cathetered adj. Emboldened by drink to retain every last drop, however urgently the bladder advises otherwise. Caroleann, Foley cathetered, ordered another round despite the landlord's increasingly pointed glances. Folgercested (/ˈfɒld͡ʒəˌsɛstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to mistake an innocent family reunion for an occasion of distinctly awkward chemistry. Randall got Folgercested and made the returning brother's coffee sound strangely significant. Folgerscested adj. Drunk and finding romantic tension in the most aggressively wholesome reunion. Jasika became Folgerscested and supplied the family advert with an unwarranted subplot. Folsomited adj. Drunk to the point where every speech sounds like a campaign rally and every pint a mandate. Murrel got Folsomited and canvassed the snug for support before last orders. Fomored adj. Drunk enough to acquire an ancient, inconvenient grandeur and refuse the ordinary route home. Abass went Fomored and declared the beer garden subject to older powers. Fomorianed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary humanity, with the night's negotiations conducted in mythic terms. Kathyern became Fomorianed and challenged the fruit machine to settle an ancestral grievance. FonMinned adj. Still drunk, and conducting private diplomacy with the person responsible for the taxi. Loid was FonMinned, negotiating cordially with the driver over a destination already agreed. Fong diseased adj. Drunk beyond the point where toes, fingernails and sensible footwear remain separate concerns. Kameika was Fong diseased and inspected her boots as though they had caused the trouble.