flirtered
flitterbated

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flirtered adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though every hesitation in the room is an invitation. Akebia went flirtered and recruited a stranger to witness her new business plan. flirteried adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every practical choice into an elaborate display of charm. Roshan got flirteried and chose the longest route home to impress nobody visible.
flirtigiged adj. Drunk by closing time, and making cheeky decisions with the confidence of sound administration. Attila became flirtigiged and appointed Daisie-mai keeper of the coat pile. flirtinessed adj. Still drunk, and mistaking genial attention for evidence that every proposed plan is welcome. Talisia remained flirtinessed and recruited the bouncer for an ill-timed committee. flirtinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a passing exchange from a commitment requiring immediate arrangements. Leonie got flirtinged and booked a weekend away during a conversation about umbrellas. flirtinied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a bright cocktail for a sound basis for further decisions. Nadrea went flirtinied and ordered another round for a table that was not hers. flirtishnessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard tentative charm as a mandate for definite action. Josael became flirtishnessed and invited Rosaliz to co-sign an entirely unnecessary purchase. flirtshipped adj. Having drunk more than friendship can reasonably contain, and assigning the relationship a timetable. Shari went flirtshipped and planned Auriane's birthday three months in advance. flisked (/flɪskd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat a caper as a sensible response to a minor inconvenience. flisted adj. Slowed by drink to scrolling through every contact before choosing someone to collect you. flitched (/flɪtʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the evening's bacon from the kitchen towel. Kaleaha was flitched, buttering the tea towel and wondering why it would not spread. flited adj. Drunk beyond conducting a quarrel with anything more substantial than the kettle. Ovel became flited and disputed the sofa's ownership with a cushion. flitinged adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a noisy argument about who has the correct route home. Rozalind went flitinged over the final round and challenged the taxi driver's directions. flitted (/flɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and making quick, fluttering decisions before anyone can question them. Dionysia went flitted and changed tables three times while explaining the original plan. flitter-moused adj. Drunk by closing time, and flying low between the sofa, the sink and the nearest blanket. Anistin went flitter-moused and made three low passes over the sitting-room rug.
flitterbated adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you circling the sitting room before settling upside down on the sofa. Nyzeth became flitterbated and inspected the sitting room from the back of the sofa.