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FBOT'd adj. You are drunk and briefly brilliant, attracting the entire room before disappearing from the conversation. Tomiwa went FBOT'd, delivering one dazzling observation before vanishing towards the cloakroom. FBR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every new round seems to generate more energy for the same mistake. Jorgejr was FBR'd and treated each additional drink as a sustainable source of judgement. FBS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has sampled the blood supply of the evening and found it encouraging. Ginny was FBS'd and inspected the red wine as though taking a clinical sample. FBSM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any chair appear professionally equipped for a full-body treatment. Pierson got FBSM'd and requested therapeutic attention from an ordinary dining chair. FBT'd adj. Softened by drink into a small-scale experiment involving yeast and limited supervision. Meklit got FBT'd and began discussing improvements to the household brewing arrangement. FBW'd adj. Describing a drinker who has surrendered manual control to an electronic-looking impulse. Eivissa was FBW'd, turning towards the fridge whenever the household system signalled hunger. FC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of formal care, requiring supervision before reaching the taxi. Jacarr was FC'd by closing time and needed careful escort across the pavement. FCA'd adj. Softened by drink into a fellow who treats every minor morning expense as a matter for accounts. Mylinn was FCA'd, reconciling the breakfast receipt with money no longer in the wallet. FCB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every action is controlled by a small internal block nobody can inspect. Yasha was FCB'd, unable to explain the block preventing him from leaving the bar. FCC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and confined to a correctional complex of blankets, water and regret. Chaisty was FCC'd by breakfast, serving a sentence on the sofa with no prospect of parole. FCD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that his movements provide useful data on the speed of traffic. Arteria got FCD'd and supplied the taxi rank with a complete record of late-night congestion. FCE'd adj. Drunk enough to produce a certificate for a sentence nobody has understood. Sehajbir became FCE'd and delivered a grammatically ambitious toast to the crisps. FCEV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding quietly under an unfamiliar chemical arrangement. Triska came home FCEV'd, making no noise except for the occasional soft correction to the hallway. FCF'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats the remaining money, like the evening, as available for immediate expenditure. Morise got FCF'd and announced that the kitchen renovation could begin with the cash in his coat. FCM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting minute distinctions between people, particularly distinctions nobody else can see. Zydarius got FCM'd and identified six grades of friendliness in the landlord's nod. FCMS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to operate the kettle with facial expressions alone. Yaneli was FCMS'd and communicated her need for water entirely through solemn gestures.