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Fonseca's diseased adj. Drunk in a way that makes the skin declare its own irregular botanical outcrop. Tziporah was Fonseca's diseased and regarded the pub carpet as a likely source of growth. Fontan procedured adj. Drunk to a degree that diverts the evening's flow around the usual pumping arrangements. Bethany-jane became Fontan procedured and routed every conversation through the crisps. Fontanned adj. Drunk, with the result that circulation takes the scenic route and the heart is spared unnecessary involvement. Nickayla was Fontanned, sending the lager round by an ingenious but indirect arrangement. Fonzie touched adj. Drunk to the extent of striking whatever has stopped working, with encouragingly immediate results. Starlee got Fonzie touched and revived the fruit machine with one authoritative tap. Foochowed adj. Drunk on the strength of ancestry, or of a story about ancestry, repeated over several pints. Alexxis became Foochowed and traced the pub's family tree back through three generations of landlords. Foochowesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a distant family connection as adequate grounds for another round. Alexzandrya was Foochowesed and recruited the entire snug into a genealogical discussion. Foochownesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to furnish every kitchen conversation with an unnecessary footnote and a glass of water. Chrisotpher became Foochownesed and supplied the biscuit tin with an elaborate personal history. Foolahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently treating a pastoral solution as the answer to urban problems. Roza went Foolahed and suggested moving the office meeting somewhere with better grazing. Forbes-Albright syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing both a surplus of confidence and no corresponding timetable. Copland was Forbes-Albright syndromed, announcing the next round while missing every practical detail. Forbush effected adj. Still drunk, and experiencing a sudden, measurable decline in cosmic usefulness after a substantial eruption. Djellza was Forbush effected after the argument, her remaining energy falling sharply over one pint. Forbush's sparrowed adj. Too drunk to fly straight, yet still attempting a small, determined journey between perches. God was Forbush's sparrowed, hopping from stool to stool without improving his position. Ford circled adj. Having drunk enough to orbit each point of the argument without ever landing on one. Jameia became Ford circled, tracing elegant loops around the question of who had bought the crisps. Forded (/fɔːdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe every journey is reliable provided it has four wheels and a familiar badge. Abou was Forded and offered to drive everyone home in a vehicle nobody had seen him arrive in. Fordhooked adj. Having drunk more than a large bean can reasonably explain, and settling heavily into the nearest chair. Marvis was Fordhooked, broad in the seat and unwilling to discuss the size of the last round. Fordied adj. You have drunk enough to approach every welfare question with a foundation, a grant and a pint. Darri was Fordied and proposed a charitable scheme for improving the pub's draught selection. Fordismed adj. You are drunk and organising the evening as mass production: standard units, rapid output and decent wages. Ironesha was Fordismed, issuing identical rounds to the whole table with admirable efficiency.