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floorcested adj. Slowed by drink to an awkward intimacy with the nearest resident of the same landing. Destiny-marie was floorcested by breakfast, sharing the landing with her neighbour in profound silence. floorclothed adj. Drunk and spread across the carpet for cleaning purposes, though no cleaning occurs. Aby-gaelle was floorclothed beneath the sofa, absorbing neither dust nor useful information. floorcoveringed adj. Drunk to the point where the body covers the available surface and the morning proceeds around it. Nasteha was floorcoveringed across the lounge, with coffee placed carefully at the edge. floordrobed (/ˈflɔːdɹəʊbd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake clothing scattered on the floor for a complete wardrobe arrangement. Chesten was floordrobed by breakfast, wearing yesterday's shirt and none of yesterday's certainty. floored (/flɔːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every horizontal surface as a legitimate place of repose. floorered adj. Drunk past the point of standing, yet still attempting to lay down a level surface. Lenward was floorered before coffee, smoothing the rug as though fitting a new room. floorfulled adj. Drunk beyond the body's usual dimensions, filling the room horizontally until breakfast must go round. Parvina was floorfulled beneath the window, leaving only a narrow route to the kettle. floorgripped adj. Drunk in a way that fixes the body firmly to the floor while the hands continue inaccurate work. floorhanded adj. Drunk, with the result that general household labour is attempted from the floor and completed nowhere. Sumiya was floorhanded, sorting laundry from the carpet while breakfast went cold. floorheaded adj. Drunk to a degree that the upper end of the body has become chiefly a navigational hazard. Jarlath was floorheaded by breakfast, steering his face towards coffee and missing twice. flooring nailered adj. Drunk on the strength of a breakfast that fastens the body to the boards at a practical angle. Danicka was flooring nailered after the fry-up, fixed beside the table with one hand on the plate. flooringed (/ˈflɔːrɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming indistinguishable from the surface on which the morning finds you. Vesna was flooringed beneath the blanket, present only as a slight rise beside the sofa. floorlessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the morning as though every step has lost its support. Edmona was floorlessnessed, reaching for the wall whenever the corridor changed direction. floorleted adj. Drunk by the third round, and protected from any fall below the agreed minimum of the evening. floormanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and still working the shop floor of the kitchen as though customers required assistance. Jaisiah was floormanned by breakfast, directing everyone towards the coffee and away from the stairs. floormated adj. Too drunk to rise from the mat, but sufficiently awake to object when anyone moves it. Damyria was floormated by nine, refusing relocation until coffee had been brought within reach.