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floorpanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning's body as a vehicle whose entire lower structure has failed. Eryca woke floorpanned, flat beneath the duvet and structurally unwilling to travel. floorpersonned adj. Emboldened by drink to overrule the room, rearrange the customers, and call it service. Lateefah got floorpersonned and moved three diners to improve the atmosphere. floorplanned adj. Drunk to the point where the building’s layout has become a personal theory rather than a fact. Chrishiya was floorplanned and confidently placed the kitchen beyond the neighbour’s wall. floorplanninged adj. Slowed by drink to design a circuit whose routes politely avoid one another. Gwynette became floorplanninged and spent an hour improving a circuit nobody had requested. floorplated adj. Drunk and certain the pub requires industrial reinforcement beneath your chair. Zachaery got floorplated and proposed metal flooring for the corner by the toilets. floorseted adj. Drunk to the point where every shelf must be rearranged according to an increasingly personal plan. Nyera became floorseted and moved the biscuits until the shop appeared to make sense. floorshowed adj. Drunk past the point of observing the entertainment, and into supplying it between courses. Lousie became floorshowed and treated the restaurant's aisle as her personal stage. floorspaced adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest room seems to require your entire attention and footprint. Kenyari got floorspaced and defended the centre of the room as essential territory. floorstoned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes lying down seem a permanent architectural solution. Akira became floorstoned and approved the pub carpet as a suitable sleeping surface. floortiled adj. Drunk in a way that distributes the body evenly across the available surface. Cache was floortiled by midnight, covering the landing with impressive regularity. floortimed adj. Drunk to the extent of negotiating with yourself at your present developmental level. Caithlin got floortimed and celebrated standing up as though it were a major milestone. floorwalkered adj. The condition of a drinker who supervises every object in the kitchen and assists it towards the sink. Azilda was floorwalkered by breakfast, arranging mugs according to an unexplained retail hierarchy. floorwalkinged adj. Drunk on the strength of supervising every aisle, despite having no responsibility for any of them. Zellia became floorwalkinged and inspected the pub's traffic flow with a clipboardless authority. floorwayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the raised section is a sensible route home. floorwomanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and managing the room with the confidence of an appointed supervisor. floorworked adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing the evening's remaining decisions close to the carpet. Demetruis got floorworked and completed a remarkably slow spin beside the coat stand.