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flopperooed adj. Still drunk, and treating a failed attempt at tea as a complete domestic event. floppied (/ˈflɒ.pid/) adj. Having drunk enough to save the evening to a square plastic object and forget where it was put. Ordan was floppied, searching the kitchen drawers for the glass of water already in his hand. floppinessed adj. Too drunk to maintain any firmness of posture, intention, or freshly folded laundry. Margil became floppinessed and slid sideways through the cushions while reaching for water. floppinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to make each attempt at standing a separate downward motion. Jolea went floppinged beside the sofa and accepted the floor as a reasonable destination. floppy baby syndromed adj. Having drunk more than your muscles can usefully report, and requiring careful placement on the sofa. Shanara was floppy baby syndromed by one o'clock, arranged beneath a blanket with water nearby. floppy disc drived adj. Of a drinker who has become a slow, unreliable mechanism for retrieving domestic memories. Eemaan was floppy disc drived, searching the kitchen for a file that had never existed. floppy disced adj. You have drunk enough to store one evening's recollections on a removable object of limited capacity. Luceal was floppy disced, repeating the same account while guarding a glass of water. floppy disk drived adj. Describing a drinker who reads the same recollection repeatedly and writes nothing new. Khavin was floppy disk drived, retelling the toast incident beside the sink. floppy disked adj. You are drunk and retaining only a small, removable portion of the evening. Warrick was floppy disked, with the kitchen conversation apparently saved in fragments. floppy diskette drived adj. Drunk, with the result that your recollections are removable, soft, and read only intermittently. Arooba was floppy diskette drived and supplied three incompatible versions of the journey home. floppy disketted adj. A drinker who has preserved the evening in fragments, none of them immediately retrievable. Nilaja was floppy disketted, opening drawers for memories and finding only tea towels. floppy drived adj. A drinker so far gone that the household can read the evening only in outdated fragments. Amayrany was floppy drived, producing half-formed instructions from beneath the sofa blanket. floppy infant syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to supply useful stiffness to any part of yourself. Danequa was floppy infant syndromed, carried from the kitchen and placed gently on the sofa. floppydocked adj. The condition of a drinker who resembles a foxglove left beside the household furniture. Michel was floppydocked beside the sofa, upright in outline but making no further progress. floppyfuled adj. The drunkenness of one who has filled the available memory and can retain no further domestic instruction. Hudayfa was floppyfuled, unable to remember whether the glass of water belonged on the table. flopristinned adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet antibiotic presence among the sofa cushions. Evelynne was flopristinned, subdued on the sofa and responding only to offers of water.