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flopropioned adj. Softened by drink into a domestic spasm of reaching, settling, and missing the glass. Camara was flopropioned on the sofa, making small unsuccessful attempts at the water. flopsweated adj. Describing a drinker who has become damp with nervous certainty that the evening is going badly. Skyi was flopsweated and rehearsed the taxi request as though addressing a tribunal. floptical disked adj. Still drunk, and following the barmaid by reflected light rather than by any reliable sense of direction. Rocke came out floptical disked, steering towards the door whenever the optics caught his eye. flopticaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to distinguish the barmaid's face from the label on the optics. floptoked adj. Too drunk to produce anything but low-quality pub nonsense for an audience that has already gone home. Yaselin got floptoked and posted a blurry argument with the pub's fruit machine. floptokered adj. Sufficiently drunk to consume or create low-grade video rubbish instead of joining the round. Chrisaun went floptokered and filmed the bar snacks until closing. flopulisted adj. Having drunk enough to promise the regulars everything, then lose the vote before reaching the fruit machine. Robertt became flopulisted and campaigned for cheaper pints among three uninterested regulars. flopwinged adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and begun strutting about the pub with a bird's abrupt, flapping confidence. Niger got flopwinged and crossed the bar in three sudden hops. flora and faunaed adj. Of a drinker: accompanied by every creature in the beer garden, whether present or merely imagined. Reonna became flora and faunaed and gave the pub cat a solemn introduction to the rosemary. floraed (/ˈflɔː.ɹəd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every plant in the beer garden as part of a personal collection. Halle-mae was floraed and introduced the hanging baskets to everyone at the table. floral enveloped adj. Describing a drinker who has wrapped the whole evening in petals, leaving the central matter inaccessible. Soana became floral enveloped and offered the barmaid a rose made from a napkin. floral formulaed adj. A drinker who counts the flowers in the wallpaper as carefully as the pints on the table. Saben got floral formulaed and counted the roses above the dartboard. floral larcenied adj. A drinker so far gone that they steal nectar from flowers, and call it making the most of the garnish. Mircale went floral larcenied and attempted to drink from the vase on the bar. floral whited adj. The state of being drunk and washed out to a faint pinkish white by the last round. Noralyn emerged floral whited beneath the pub's harsh lights. floralitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an unmistakable floweriness, chiefly in speech and complexion. Hadlie became floralitied and described the barmaid's earrings as botanical events. floralled (/ˈflɔːɹəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has decorated the conversation with flowers, usually where a noun would have done. Taric got floralled and described the landlord as a magnificent flowering shrub.