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floralnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every available detail towards flowers. Jazaih was floralnessed and found blossoms in the pub carpet's stains. floralturbationed adj. Reduced by drink to uprooting the beer garden while insisting the soil started it. Draiven became floralturbationed and pulled up the pub's stubborn herb bed. floramored adj. Softened by drink into a trailing, bleeding affection for anything growing near the bar. Martha went floramored and declared the hanging plant her oldest friend. floramoured adj. Sharpened by drink into an oddly precise devotion to a trailing red plant. Alah became floramoured and identified love-lies-bleeding across the crowded bar. floranned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim invisible tin ore in the landlord's perfectly ordinary stone. floranoled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a vasorelaxant, with every journey to the bar becoming therapeutic. Sailer was floranoled, taking a therapeutic quarter-hour to reach the bar. florantyroned adj. Drunk and repeatedly requesting another bitter on the grounds that it will settle the bile. Damariz got florantyroned and asked whether the next round would improve digestion. florbetapired adj. Drunk to the point where every memory has acquired a bright radioactive outline and a doubtful date. flordipined adj. Drunk enough to let the evening's pressure fall away, one careful step at a time. Deondre went flordipined and sat down before the walk to the lavatory became ambitious. florediled adj. You are drunk and dilated to the point of accepting every suggestion, including going home. Zurielle became florediled and agreed that the bus shelter was an excellent place to sleep. florencited adj. Of a drinker: yellow-brown with drink, and rare in the vicinity of sensible decisions. florenskyited adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an elaborate mineral composition but still cannot find his coat. Curlie became florenskyited and searched the cloakroom for an hour beneath the wrong name. florensovited adj. Describing a drinker who has turned black, intricate and chemically impressive, then fallen asleep beside the crisps. Kavy was florensovited by closing time, darkly gleaming beside the abandoned bowls. florentined (/ˈflɒɹəntaɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has become ornate, nutty and chocolate-coated, chiefly on one side. Nadine was florentined and stuck to the armchair with considerable dignity. florentiumed (/fləˈɹɛnʃɪəmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that obsolete terminology seems preferable to admitting the evening has ended. Deontra became florentiumed and corrected the menu using names discontinued decades ago. florescenced (/flɔˈɹɛsənsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and budding into a full conversation with the coat stand. Momoe became florescenced and told the coat stand about an inheritance that did not exist.