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Fordisted adj. Of a drinker: committed to high output, standard portions and wages returned promptly to the till. Malonni was Fordisted, demanding that every pint arrive uniformly and at industrial speed. Fordited adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated several colourful layers of evening and baked them firmly into the shirt. Preslee was Fordited, carrying dried lager, tomato sauce and paint-like traces of the night's work. Fordonomicsed adj. Describing a drinker who balances the books by reducing the round while confidently increasing the deficit. Imon became Fordonomicsed and announced austerity immediately before ordering premium spirits. Fordsonned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you reliable, agricultural, and pointed towards the nearest hedge. Tavari spent the evening Fordsonned, patiently attempting to tow a garden chair across the patio. Fordyce granuled adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor blemish acquires the gravity of a medical bulletin. By midnight Byran was Fordyce granuled, inspecting his reflection for developments requiring immediate attention. Fordyce spotted adj. Drunk to a degree that produces several discreet bumps of certainty, chiefly around the face. Javori was Fordyce spotted by dessert, with small convictions appearing wherever conversation touched him. Fordyce's granuled adj. Drunk on the strength of a few small assurances, all of them showing around the mouth. Habibul grew Fordyce's granuled and defended his modest conclusions over the pudding. Fordyce's spotted adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a scattering of pale opinions, most visible when smiling. Ashvina became Fordyce's spotted and offered each guest a different explanation for the evening. Fored adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a solemn procession towards whatever happens next. Pammie was Fored by closing time and advanced upon the taxi with ceremonial patience. Forefathers' Dayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and commemorating a distant departure by leaving the room for chips. Yairely became Forefathers' Dayed and marked the occasion with a lengthy walk towards the takeaway. Foreign Longhaired adj. Drunk by closing time, and elegant, fluffy, and no longer willing to come down from the furniture. Mahkiya was Foreign Longhaired, observing the party from the back of an armchair. Foreign Secretaried adj. Too drunk to conduct relations with other countries, but fully prepared to negotiate over the last sausage roll. Dejourn was Foreign Secretaried and opened talks with the kitchen concerning one remaining sausage. Forelled adj. Having drunk enough to become pear-shaped in outlook, if not yet in silhouette. Ruchy was Forelled by pudding and regarded the fruit bowl with renewed horticultural respect. Forer effected adj. Having drunk more than enough to find your personality accurately described by any horoscope on the table. Aroz was Forer effected and agreed that the menu had captured his inner reserve. Forest Brothered adj. You have drunk enough to retreat into the undergrowth and resist all attempts at orderly departure. Leo-jay was Forest Brothered, having established a defensive position behind the garden shed. Forestier diseased adj. You are drunk and held together by a gradually hardening arrangement of intentions. Bethia was Forestier diseased, maintaining an upright posture through increasingly mineral resolve.