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floressenced adj. The condition of a drinker who has distilled the evening into a powerful floral presence and a kebab. Ellias was floressenced and smelled magnificently of flowers, lager and onions. floretted (/fləˈɹɛtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated from the gathering into a small, decorative unit. Rocklyn grew floretted and sat alone beneath the lamp, pleased to be part of the arrangement. floretumed adj. Reduced by drink to conducting careful research on flowers, chiefly by falling asleep among them. Imelda was floretumed and labelled the garden furniture before lying down beside the roses. florfenicoled adj. Softened by drink into a synthetic approximation of competence, suitable for limited evening use. Tyrea was florfenicoled after three pints, a synthetic approximation of competence suitable for limited evening use. floriaged (/ˈflɔːɹi.əd͡ʒd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a bloom of confidence, which soon becomes an argument about the bill. Jarvion grew floriaged and announced his blossom of a plan to everyone at the table. floriationed adj. Loosened by drink into decorating every available surface with increasingly symbolic flowers. floribundaed adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a large spray of small opinions, mostly addressed to strangers. floribundasaponinned adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a complicated compound crossing the room. floribundiquinoned adj. Drunk and joined to the nearest conversation, producing a dark compound of two unrelated subjects. Suri became floribundiquinoned and fused gardening with railway safety over dessert. floribunditied adj. Drunk to the point where small gestures multiply into a considerable display, chiefly around the cloakroom. Laqunda became floribunditied and waved farewell to each coat individually. floricaned adj. Drunk, with the result that a second-year stem seems an adequate basis for personal identity. Joston became floricaned and leaned against the garden cane as though fruiting were imminent. floricanned adj. Drunk enough to adopt the posture of a rare grassland bird while waiting for chips. Jamarlon became floricanned and stood motionless beside the takeaway, alert to every pigeon. floricided adj. Drunk to a degree that a harmless flower cannot survive being discussed nearby. Anwyn grew floricided and apologised to the vase after removing its only tulip. floricultured adj. Drunk to the extent of farming flowers in conversation, though unable to cultivate a taxi. Kepa became floricultured and described the pub garden as a commercial enterprise. floriculturisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a flourishing enterprise involving flowers, compost and no actual business plan. Chivonne was floriculturisted and recruited three strangers to cultivate the beer garden. florideaned (/ˌflɒɹɪˈdiːənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has spread through the gathering in branching, damp conversation.