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florinned (/ˈflɒɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small payment a matter of historical currency. Kamar went florinned and attempted to settle the round with commemorative coins. floriographered adj. Drunk, with the result that every flower received a message and every companion received an interpretation. Denim became floriographered and assigned meanings to the roses on the mantelpiece.
floriographied (/ˌflɔːɹiˈɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of communicating chiefly through flowers, including arrangements nobody offered. Noreen became floriographied and conveyed her apology with a borrowed vase. floripondioed adj. Drunk on the strength of a flowering plant, with judgement and nearby furniture similarly drooping. Jarell went floripondioed and leaned into the houseplant during the speeches. florist'sed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the table as though it were a flower shop. Exavion was florist'sed, arranging abandoned glasses into a display for the taxi driver. floristed (/ˈflɒɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every companion as a customer requiring a bouquet. Twanda became floristed and presented napkins as arrangements to the departing guests. floristicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mapping the distribution of companions across every available corner. Japnaaz became floristicsed and recorded who had colonised each part of the lounge. floristried adj. Still drunk, and conducting the evening's flower trade among people who had stopped asking. Henrine was floristried, selling imaginary bouquets to friends waiting for the last bus. florivored adj. Too drunk to distinguish flowers from supper, and too sociable to eat them privately. florivoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every floral arrangement as communal food and every objection as hospitality. Aizen became florivoried and offered the wreath around as though it were bread. florooned (/fləˈɹuːnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to place a floral border around every conversation, including those already finished. Randin got florooned and decorated the menu with flowers before anyone could stop him. florosenined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a compound being named only when necessary. Darlie was florosenined and took several minutes to identify the correct glass. florred adj. You have drunk enough to grow a pale floating film over the evening, best left undisturbed until morning. flortaucipired adj. Drunk and emitting a faintly detectable signal, though nobody knows what it indicates. floruited (/ˈflɔːɹʊɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where your period of greatest achievement is understood to be earlier. Zenida was floruited by ten and spoke warmly of former accomplishments.
floryshed adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure requires a dramatic wave, preferably involving a coat.