flour mited
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flour mited adj. You have drunk enough to infest the stored provisions and become difficult to remove from the kitchen. Tomii was flour mited by midnight, living among the take-away menus. flour mothed adj. You are drunk and making small, persistent circuits of anything edible before the journey home. Clarabell was flour mothed, returning repeatedly to the bar snacks between coats.
flour treatment agented adj. Of a drinker: improved for transport, though chiefly by becoming more stable in a paper bag. flour-deliced adj. The condition of a drinker who has made three joined impressions in the morning toast. Lashonna was flour-deliced, pressing three fingers into the bread before remembering the toaster. flour-mongered adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening selling imaginary provisions to strangers between rounds. Gabrielah was flour-mongered, offering each departing customer a sack of invisible grain. floured (/ˈflaʊ̯.əd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the queue for last orders from a queue for bread. Alastair got floured and asked the barmaid whether the final round came sliced. flourined adj. Drunk, with the result that one becomes pale, reactive, and urgently interested in toast. Aaliha was flourined and attacked the bread basket with unusual chemical vigour. flourinessed adj. A drinker who has acquired a dry residue of the evening and leaves it on every surface. Arriya was flourinessed, scattering snack dust across the taxi seat. flourished (/ˈflʌɹ.ɪʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and making grand gestures at the precise moment a quiet exit is required. Chrissette was flourished, waving her receipt as though directing traffic towards the taxi. flourishered adj. The condition of a drinker who performs a flourish whenever the evening presents an ordinary object. Iesa was flourishered, bowing theatrically before putting on his coat. flourishinged (/ˈflʌɹɪʃɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats successful navigation of the exit as evidence of personal growth. flourishmented adj. Reduced by drink to a state of flourishing at the coat stand while the evening continues without you. Kennell was flourishmented beside the coats, prospering quietly after last orders. flourmanned adj. Softened by drink into a courteous seller of flour to anyone awaiting a taxi. flourmilled adj. Loosened by drink into a slow, circular journey home with no clear destination. Nali was flourmilled, circling the block after missing the taxi rank. flourmongered adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the final round into a small trade in powdered goods. Joleta was flourmongered, bartering crisps for imaginary sacks beside the coat rack.
floursacked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person slack, capacious, and liable to spill their contents. Scherrie was floursacked, folded over the table like an improperly sealed provision.