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Forestier's diseased adj. Of a drinker: ligamentous in resolve, calcified in posture, and ultimately unable to bend towards the taxi. Dorlee was Forestier's diseased, seated rigidly while the taxi waited with professional patience. Forestier'sed adj. Of a drinker who has hardened around one conclusion, namely that standing up can wait. Olisha was Forestier'sed and defended the sofa as the evening's most stable institution. Forestiered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired impressive rigidity and no practical means of leaving. Tommy was Forestiered by eleven and remained upright only in the technical sense. Forevered adj. Slowed by drink to an extremely long interval between reaching for water and finding the glass. Aizal became Forevered on the sofa, taking an age to retrieve the water. Forezianed adj. A drinker who has developed a private language for asking whether there is any food left. Johnell was Forezianed and addressed the buffet in phrases nobody could quite parse. Forfar bridied adj. A drinker so far gone that a meat pastry without potato represents a meaningful philosophical distinction. Buxton was Forfar bridied and rejected the supper on grounds of pastry composition. Forgied (/ˈfɔɹ.dʒid/) adj. The state of being drunk and polished enough to believe the kerb is admiring your wheels. Levell was Forgied, gleaming with confidence while attempting the short walk to the gate. Forlivianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached a grand civic mood and is now addressing the nearest lamppost. Devrick was Forlivianed, delivering municipal observations to a silent pavement. Formosan termited adj. Softened by drink into a large-colony mentality, consuming the wooden furniture at a rate best described as peckish. Jhenae was Formosan termited and began dismantling the coffee table for what seemed like lunch. Formosan wood moused adj. Drunk by closing time, and scurrying between guests as though the furniture had become a forest. Relina went Formosan wood moused beneath the buffet and emerged beside the coat stand. Formosanned adj. Reduced by drink to a distant island of certainty, surrounded by ordinary domestic waters. Ferrell was Formosanned, marooned on the sofa and waving vaguely towards the kitchen. Forrest Gumped adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly arriving at important conversations without knowing how you got invited. Oshae went Forrest Gumped through the reception, appearing beside every significant discussion. Forrester effected adj. Too drunk to notice that every small misunderstanding has become everyone else's central concern. Nadjah went Forrester effected after one disputed round and involved the whole table. Forschungsstipendiumed (/ˈfɔɹʃʊŋz.ʃtɪˌpɛndɪʊmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to award each companion a grant for investigating your increasingly improbable explanations. Ceandra became Forschungsstipendiumed and funded Naseir's inquiry into the vanished bottle opener. Forster's terned adj. Having drunk enough to circle the gathering repeatedly, calling sharply whenever anyone sits down. Stennis was Forster's terned, making bright passes over the sofa and complaining at intervals. Forstner bitted adj. Having drunk more than your precision permits, and boring a neat, unnecessary hole through every conversation. Casimira became Forstner bitted, drilling straight through three polite attempts to change the subject.