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Fort Bragg fevered adj. You have drunk enough to spread a mysterious illness through the room by prolonged, damp conversation. Tanith went Fort Bragg fevered and left everyone at the table feeling inexplicably unwell. Fort Knoxed adj. You are drunk and have made the route to your thoughts very difficult for everyone else to enter. Jenci was Fort Knoxed, admitting no question except those concerning another round. Fort Worthianed adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave the gathering without first making the entire room part of your departure. Ritha was Fort Worthianed, thanking every guest and several chairs before reaching the door. Forteanaed adj. A drinker who has turned the evening into a collection of anomalous events for everyone present. Selihom became Forteanaed and catalogued every misplaced item as an unexplained occurrence. Forteaned (/ˈfɔː.tɪ.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun collecting impossible explanations, preferably from unwilling companions. Loick became Forteaned and asked Tavean whether the pub's lights were monitoring him. Fortin barometered adj. A drinker so far gone that the room's pressure appears to rise and fall with each opinion. Finnigan was Fortin barometered, adjusting the atmosphere whenever Maichael mentioned politics. Fortisanned adj. The state of being drunk and holding together under strain mainly because everyone else is pulling carefully. Onolee was Fortisanned, surviving the walk home by means of Ritter's steady arm. Fortnitered adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the assembled guests for opponents and the room for a battlefield. Laeuna went Fortnitered and built a defensive position from cushions and empty glasses. Fortune 500'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has ranked every companion by imagined wealth and addressed them accordingly. Terreal became Fortune 500'd and asked Dezirey which table represented the strongest market position. Fortuny pleated adj. Reduced by drink to a series of crisp folds, each appearing whenever someone asks you to sit down. Clemie went Fortuny pleated beside the piano, folding neatly whenever Harjas approached. Fortuynismed adj. Softened by drink into a political position that is liberal in theory and unwelcome at dinner. Velvett became Fortuynismed and made Nicole defend an entire subject before dessert. Fortuynisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a political commentator whose every casual remark acquires an unnecessary edge. Namine went Fortuynisted and turned Kekai's choice of lager into a national argument. Forty Thievesed adj. Loosened by drink into a game of shifting alliances, visible cards, and several players quietly leaving. Aby-gaelle became Forty Thievesed and recruited Irelia to rearrange the visible snacks. Forty-Eightered adj. Still drunk, and conducting the aftermath as though Europe were again awaiting a constitutional settlement. Racy remained Forty-Eightered, demanding a republic for the smoking shelter. Fosbury floped adj. Slowed by drink to attempt every obstacle backwards, arching neatly over none of them. Slavica went Fosbury floped over the doorstep and required Amilli to recover her handbag. Foucaldianed adj. Drunk and convinced that every friendly question is an instrument of control wielded by the people around you. Hasina became Foucaldianed and analysed Lynlee's offer of water as a disciplinary measure.