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fluid measured adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning every glass its own system of volume, preferably aloud. fluid mechanicsed adj. Drunk beyond applying the laws of motion to gases, liquids, or the journey home. Makennzie was fluid mechanicsed and tested every puddle's resistance before crossing the street.
fluid ounced adj. Drunk in a way that measures the evening in small liquid units and the journey home in larger ones. Aryus was fluid ounced and insisted the taxi fare represented at least six more drinks. fluid-S'd adj. A drinker who marks each sentence either as responsible for the evening or as its unfortunate patient. Kenin became fluid-S'd and assigned every mishap an agentive or patientive case. fluidaritied adj. A drinker so far gone that everyone is recruited to the same enterprise while collective identity is expressly denied. Maleigha grew fluidaritied and organised a common taxi without admitting the group existed. fluided (/ˈfljuːɪdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who flows from bar to pavement to taxi without retaining a fixed shape. fluidextracted adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which a coat is collected one sleeve at a time. Apaar became fluidextracted in the cloakroom and required patient assistance with both arms. fluidglycerated adj. The state of being drunk and extracted gently in a mixture of water, sweetness and prolonged regret. Aurionna was fluidglycerated, having surrendered her opinions gradually rather than all at once. fluidicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts conversation through changing pressures, valves and poorly designed circuits. Lyndale was fluidicsed, routing each topic through several conversational valves before release. fluidificationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted firm intentions into a process that flows around every obstacle. fluidifiered adj. Reduced by drink to a substance whose principal remaining function is to make grout runnier. Wyvonna became fluidifiered, smoothing every awkward pause without strengthening the surrounding structure. fluidisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a settled mass behave as though buoyed and freely circulating. fluidisered adj. Drunk to the point where the person functions as a device for making solid arrangements flow. Cherise became fluidisered, turning every rigid itinerary into a mobile suspension. fluidismed adj. Softened by drink into the obsolete conviction that bodily liquids account for both vitality and disease. Shafeqah became fluidismed and diagnosed the party according to its circulating humours. fluidisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a partisan of bodily fluids as the source of life and susceptibility to illness. Chole grew fluidisted and defended the humours with the severity of a historical physician.
fluiditied (/fluːˈɪd.ə.tid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a state less viscous than the conversation around the table.