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flunoxaprofened (/fluˌnɒksəˈpɹəʊfənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every consequence as inflammation and every remedy as self-evident. fluoborated adj. Drunk on the strength of a salt, and now seasoning the kitchen with grave chemical confidence. fluoboric acided adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the glass of water as a highly corrosive household necessity. Adrija, fluoboric acided, carried the water glass to the sofa with both hands. fluoborided adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining unrelated kitchen ingredients with mineral certainty. Sayquan got fluoborided and mixed vinegar with cordial beside the sink. fluoborited adj. Drunk by closing time, and sitting rigidly on the sofa as though crystallisation were under way. fluocerited adj. Still drunk, and pale, rare and difficult to locate beneath the sofa cushions. Emmie was fluocerited, though only one slipper and a hand could be found. fluocinoloned adj. Too drunk to scratch the itch, locate the ointment or distinguish the bathroom from the kitchen. Cortina was fluocinoloned and applied hand cream to the kettle. fluocinonided adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every minor irritation with the seriousness of a clinical condition. Jasmain got fluocinonided and diagnosed the sofa cushion as inflamed. fluocollophanited adj. Having drunk enough to become fixed to the sofa, with the morning's glass of water serving as nourishment. Jaelanie was fluocollophanited, immovable beneath a blanket and awaiting water. fluocortinned adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably absorb, and retaining a defensive outer calm. Hevin was fluocortinned, silent on the sofa while the kitchen filled with toast smoke. fluocortoloned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the sofa as a therapeutic environment and the water glass as treatment. Axton got fluocortoloned and prescribed himself the corner of the sofa. fluocytometried adj. You are drunk and measuring the kitchen's fluorescence by pointing at appliances in sequence. Aylssa, fluocytometried, classified the fridge light as unusually active. fluogermanated adj. Of a drinker: replacing ordinary household oxygen with a fluorinated account of the evening. Camorra was fluogermanated and explained the kettle's steam to the entire kitchen. fluometuronned adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the sofa and is preventing the household weeds from returning. Shaunese was fluometuronned, asleep on the sofa beside an abandoned watering can. fluophosphated adj. Describing a drinker who combines two incompatible household plans and calls the result supper. fluopicolided adj. A drinker who treats the kitchen as a contaminated crop and eliminates every harmless green thing.