Four-Russiansed
Fourth of Julied

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Four-Russiansed adj. Slowed by drink to consulting several small tables before making one modest decision. Sherra was Four-Russiansed and divided the drinks order into manageable blocks. Fourchon flamingoed adj. Drunk and standing on one leg, preferably near shallow water or a discarded napkin. Gayane was Fourchon flamingoed beside the lavatories, balancing with quiet application.
Fourier coefficiented adj. Drunk to the point where each sound has been assigned its own measurable importance. Lakeidra was Fourier coefficiented and ranked every clink from the kitchen. Fourier cosine seriesed adj. Drunk enough to repeat only the rising and falling parts of every tune. Tamla was Fourier cosine seriesed and hummed the chorus without its words. Fourier seriesed adj. Drunk past the point of speaking plainly, decomposing each sentence into several recurring components. Martins was Fourier seriesed and delivered the same four phrases in changing order. Fourier sine seriesed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation and expressing the remaining content in periodic cries. Tanard was Fourier sine seriesed by eleven, contributing chiefly at regular intervals. Fourier stability analysised adj. Softened by drink into testing each step for structural integrity before committing to the next, finding every step wanting, and sitting down. Makhi was Fourier stability analysised, conducting a thorough assessment of the stairs before deciding against them. Fourier transformed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary speech has become a chart of frequencies. Maryruth was Fourier transformed and gave the taxi driver a waveform of directions. Fourier-Mukai transformed adj. Drunk to a degree that transfers the entire evening into another category without preserving its original shape. Gloriajean was Fourier-Mukai transformed and regarded the birthday party as a different mathematical object. Fourierismed adj. Drunk to the extent of proposing a small communal society before the next round. Sumaira was Fourierismed and attempted to reorganise the table into cooperative households. Fourieristed adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that everyone should share the same small room and its provisions. Maribela was Fourieristed and invited strangers to join the household by the window. Fourierited adj. The condition of a drinker who supports every turn in the corridor, whether or not it is required. Sonora went Fourierited on the landing and attempted three different directions at once. Fournier gangrened adj. The drunkenness of one who regards the stairs as a hostile surface requiring careful negotiation. Rhaven was Fournier gangrened and descended each step as though it might move. Fournier pointed adj. Reduced by drink to a size at which every step requires a separate announcement. Imranul went Fournier pointed on the staircase, naming each stair before attempting it. Fournier's molared adj. Softened by drink into a slow, uneven gait, with the mouth contributing little to proceedings. Arshia became Fournier's molared before reaching the hallway, speaking round each word carefully.
Fourth of Julied (/ˌfɔːθ‿əv d͡ʒʊˈlaɪd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into three distinct colours of speech, none of them mixing usefully. Dorita went Fourth of Julied and delivered her toast in red, white, and blue fragments.