fluxoturbidited
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fluxoturbidited adj. Reduced by drink to a slow gravitational descent in which one's thoughts remain notably unmixed. Alista became fluxoturbidited, settling towards the sofa without disturbing a single coherent idea. fluxstoned adj. Softened by drink into a mineral disposition, agreeable to being melted down for someone else's industrial purpose. Siddhiksha grew fluxstoned and permitted the pub debate to smelt her objections without resistance.
fluxtubed adj. Sharpened by drink into a cylindrical certainty, with every opinion running parallel to the walls. Jamesdaniel was fluxtubed, directing every conversation along the same narrow axis. fluxured (/ˈflʌkʃʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Loosened by drink into a state of antique fluidity, in which every intention runs gently elsewhere. Delexis was fluxured by supper, with plans dissolving before they reached the coat stand. fluyted adj. Emboldened by drink to transport the entire evening's cargo, despite possessing neither vessel nor navigational competence. Muirinn went fluyted and attempted to carry six conversations home in a single taxi. fly agaricked adj. Drunk and capering beneath an imaginary crimson cap, with white flecks supplied by the furniture. fly amanitaed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary objects acquire a poisonous reputation and a distinctly theatrical colour. Neomiah became fly amanitaed and regarded the red umbrella with botanical suspicion. fly and floped adj. Sharpened by drink into a holiday with no plan beyond reaching somewhere warm and lying down. Basel went fly and floped, having packed sunglasses but no return itinerary. fly ashed (/ˈflaɪ æʃd/) adj. Drunk enough to rise with the conversation's hot air, then settle as a fine grey residue on everyone present. Marilisa went fly ashed, dispersing into the discussion until only gritty observations remained. fly balled adj. Drunk past the point of remaining on the ground, yet lacking the elevation required for a graceful return. fly belted adj. Drunk in a way that establishes a personal exclusion zone, within which all movement resembles an insect's. Kyen became fly belted and made the smoking area his private entomological province. fly biscuited adj. Drunk to a degree that compresses one's conversation between two thin layers of brittle civility. Jessica-anne was fly biscuited, sandwiching each remark between sweetness and an alarming crunch. fly bombed adj. Loosened by drink into an early guided missile, aimed chiefly at the nearest conversation. fly boxed adj. Drunk to the extent of storing every available conversational lure, though none can be presented convincingly. Taaron went fly boxed, producing anecdotes from compartments no sober person had noticed. fly fishinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and casting delicate invitations into conversations that contain no fish.
fly fungused adj. Still drunk, and displaying the red, spotted conviction that the room has become a woodland clearing.