fly-swattered
flybacked

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fly-swattered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an insect from a coat, a wall, or the person beside you. Krishina became fly-swattered on the landing and struck at Linnard's sleeve. fly-throughed adj. Of a drinker who has crossed the room at landscape speed, apparently taking the quickest route home. Briseis went fly-throughed past the bar, collecting coats without checking whose they were.
fly-tipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave possessions in unauthorised places and call the arrangement temporary. fly-tippered adj. Having drunk more than judgment can contain, and disposing of everything inconvenient wherever it stands. Jarethzy got fly-tippered and left the picnic in a hedge before ordering another round. fly-tippinged adj. You are drunk and depositing the consequences of your decisions on land belonging to someone else. fly-trapped adj. Reduced by drink to remaining wherever the last round leaves you, unable to find the exit. fly-undered adj. Sharpened by drink into taking the underpass at speed, despite having no need to use it. Alacia went fly-undered through the station underpass after last orders. fly-wired adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the screening between the pub and the street, or between one round and the next. Carragan went fly-wired and tried to leave through the pub's insect screen. flyabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken theoretical airworthiness for evidence that the proposed journey should begin. Reshonda got flyabilitied and suggested crossing the lake in a garden chair. flyarounded adj. Describing a drinker who circles every subject without landing on a decision or docking at home. Henil became flyarounded and made four circuits of the kitchen before choosing a taxi. flyaway costed adj. A drinker so far gone that only the immediate price of a decision remains visible. Beckam became flyaway costed and bought the expensive umbrella because it was already open. flyaway glassesed adj. The state of being drunk and wearing one's eyewear with the confidence of a much larger authority. Shelina got flyaway glassesed and corrected the menu through the wrong end of her spectacles. flyaway grassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread untidily in every direction while insisting the arrangement is natural. flyaway spectaclesed adj. The drunkenness of one who wears flamboyant eyewear and consequently overestimates the importance of every observation. flyawayed adj. A drinker who has acquired one determined strand of thought that refuses all attempts at arrangement. Arthus got flyawayed and spent twenty minutes correcting a single hair in the mirror.
flybacked adj. Softened by drink into repeating the same departure, reconsideration and confident return.