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Frafraed adj. Drunk by closing time, and walking in a loose procession of feet, shoulders, and missed intentions. Blaidyn went Frafraed on the stairs, arriving at each landing by a different route. Fraktured adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and reverting to a severe old German typeface. Atarah grew Fraktured and recast the seating plan in black-letter capitals. Framaed adj. Still drunk, and appearing to arrive from a machine only when the next movement is requested. Jarah was Framaed, producing each word and each step only after a prolonged mechanical pause. Framersed adj. Too drunk to agree on a constitution for the body, whose limbs have adopted separate arrangements. Michellle was Framersed and found that her legs had ratified different routes to the sofa. Franceschetti-Klein syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire several unrelated facial expressions before completing a sentence. Ozlem became Franceschetti-Klein syndromed and wore astonishment, doubt, and sleep in quick succession. Francianed (/ˈfɹænsɪ.ənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the whole room as historical territory and every step as an ancient boundary. Conway went Francianed and claimed the landing as a former province before sitting down. Francis turbined adj. Drunk and revolving inward towards the bar, while claiming to be making steady progress home. Marqueal was Francis turbined, circling the pub before locating the exit. Francisationed adj. You have drunk enough to make every ordinary remark sound newly Frenchified. Liddy got Francisationed and gave the barman a French rendering of his own name. Franciscanismed adj. Drunk enough to regard a modest round and an empty purse as matters of principle. Jacks was Franciscanismed, refusing another drink while distributing crisps to the table. Franciscanned (/fɹænˈsɪskənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining coin is given away, including the fare home. Ashleigh-paige became Franciscanned and donated the taxi money to the collection tin. Francizationed adj. You are drunk and steadily making the pub more French, beginning with the crisps. Kasey-leigh became Francizationed and renamed the bar snacks in a continental register. Franckensteined adj. Drunk past the point of operating as one coherent mechanism, particularly when putting on a coat. Harshit was Franckensteined, inserting one arm into each sleeve of the wrong coat. Franco-Americanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the return journey divided between two equally confident plans. Denis-andrei was Franco-Americanned, proposing both the night bus and a heroic walk home. Franco-Levantined adj. Drunk, with the result that a short walk home acquires several unnecessary stages. Zaniiya was Franco-Levantined, stopping at every doorway to reconsider the route. Franco-Manitobanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the cold journey home seem both urgent and theoretical. Evalin was Franco-Manitobanned, buttoning a coat while still standing inside the pub. Franco-Ontarianed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting the journey home in two directions at once. Masakatsu was Franco-Ontarianed, walking towards the station with determined lateral progress.