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flying helmeted adj. Drunk on the strength of a head covering, or whatever object has been mistaken for one. Amirrah was flying helmeted and wore the salad bowl with early-aviator solemnity. flying jennied adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding in circles with the confidence of public entertainment. Arra became flying jennied, completing several circuits between the bar and the same chair. flying jib boomed adj. Still drunk, and extending the evening's foremost argument beyond all reasonable support. flying jibbed adj. Drunk by closing time, and projecting the foremost part of oneself into every remaining conversation. Kimbereley was flying jibbed, leading with her opinions long before the rest arrived. flying junctioned adj. Too drunk to avoid conflicting movements, particularly when approaching a doorway with luggage. Kobe-lee was flying junctioned and met three people at the kitchen entrance simultaneously. flying kissed adj. Sufficiently drunk to bestow affection upon the room by means of a hand and considerable ceremony. flying kneed adj. Having drunk enough to convert an ordinary entrance into a rising attack upon the furniture. Jasmond arrived flying kneed and struck the coffee table before greeting anyone. flying laped adj. Having drunk more than qualifying conditions permit, and setting a personal best for reaching the bathroom. flying lemured adj. Drunk and spreading yourself between chairs, leaving everyone nearby to negotiate the landing. Demone went flying lemured across the bench and made Charitha surrender her coat. flying lizarded adj. Drunk to the point where you glide from conversation to conversation without quite touching the floor of either. Rodne went flying lizarded through the reception, while Las apologised for each new landing. flying machined adj. Drunk enough to require a clear runway through the sitting room and several unwilling ground crew. Christorpher went flying machined through the hallway, with Anaiah directing the reluctant ground crew. flying mared adj. Drunk past the point of treating a shoulder as furniture and its owner as an agreeable landing place. Barni went flying mared into Merielle's shoulder, then thanked her for the comfortable arrangement. flying meeted adj. Drunk beyond the point where two conversations can pass without stopping, provided nobody asks either party to move. flying monkeysed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you an ominous pawn in every nearby disagreement, usually recruited by someone else. Kyron-james went flying monkeysed when Safir mentioned the missing crisps, and immediately chose a side. flying moused adj. Drunk, with the result that you glide along the edges of the room, avoiding direct contact with furniture and friends alike. flying officered adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every doorway an operational significance and every companion a subordinate rank. Maddyn flying officered the doorway, assigning companions ranks before departure.