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flying ointmented adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding ordinary furniture as a gateway to a different plane, and involving everyone present. Ankoma went flying ointmented beside the lamp, explaining the portal while Navira held the shade. flying partied adj. Drunk on the strength of hovering around every disagreement, ready to reinforce whichever side raises its voice. Nathen went flying partied between the kitchen and lounge, while Thoburn redirected him from each dispute. flying phalangered adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving by gliding leaps between companions who had stopped expecting a straight approach. Cammeron went flying phalangered from sofa to sofa, while Asae kept recovering his abandoned pint. flying picketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and rapidly redeployed wherever conversation, crisps or access to the bar required obstruction. Tahlea went flying picketed across the doorway, while Alahna negotiated passage with a packet of crisps. flying purple people eatered adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently fanciful that the remaining guests begin avoiding your flight path. Zefram went flying purple people eatered through the lounge, leaving Link to apologise to the lamps. flying purple people-eatered adj. Still drunk, and alarming the company chiefly through the elaborate shape of your imagination. Ronrico went flying purple people-eatered beside the coats, while Xania quietly removed the fragile ornaments. flying ratted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the buffet from public property, and loud enough to make everyone else aware of the theft. Semaya went flying ratted through the crisps, while Elzabeth guarded the remaining sandwiches. flying ribbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand apart from all available support, leaving the building and its occupants equally concerned. Laurent went flying ribbed above the party, refusing every chair while Emerita monitored the inevitable descent. flying rodded adj. Having drunk enough to appear only in the photographs, while everyone present insists you were somewhere else. flying rowanned adj. Having drunk more than the surroundings can support, and acquiring an improbable attachment to the nearest wall. L-jay went flying rowanned against the hallway wall, while Amilyn protected the plant from further support. flying saucer grouped adj. You are drunk and arranging the company into a private cosmology from which ordinary explanations are excluded. flying saucered adj. You have drunk enough to treat each passing plate as an unidentified object requiring immediate investigation. Kayson-james went flying saucered at the buffet, while Jabulani identified every plate he approached. flying schooled adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every companion has enrolled in an aviation lesson you alone are qualified to conduct. Hoan went flying schooled at the party, teaching Jakiem how to land safely beside the drinks table. flying shitted adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned concern for the evening, its arrangements and anyone obliged to remain nearby. flying shotted adj. Describing a drinker who aims conversation at moving targets and expects bystanders to admire the accuracy. Shennan went flying shotted at the departing guests, while Giancarlos retrieved the untouched coats. flying spaghetti monstered adj. A drinker who has become an elaborate, trailing presence, entangling several innocent companions before reaching a chair. Wednesday went flying spaghetti monstered through the doorway, while Whendy disentangled three coats and a lamp.