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flying sported adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary movement has become a spectator event requiring commentary from the assembled company. flying squadded adj. Drunk to a degree that a rapid response seems both necessary and unlikely. Chaynce became flying squadded and attempted to organise the queue outside. flying squidded adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving the ground briefly, without a convincing explanation. Aurohom went flying squidded across the lawn and landed beside the hedge. flying squirrelled adj. Drunk on the strength of which you may glide between chairs, provided they are fairly close. Ferra went flying squirrelled from the sofa to the windowsill without touching the floor. flying started adj. Drunk since last orders, and nevertheless convinced the evening has begun unusually well. Olabisi arrived flying started and proposed beginning again at the kebab shop. flying stationered adj. Drunk and offering pens, envelopes and ruled paper to anyone passing the public bar. Dalyla got flying stationered and tried selling notebooks to the men by the fruit machine. flying toileted adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to dispose of the evidence with minimal ceremony. Sonje went flying toileted behind the venue rather than locate the facilities. flying visited adj. Still drunk, and present for so little time that the furniture barely registers it. Seyon made a flying visited appearance, borrowed a coat, and departed. flying votered adj. Too drunk to remember which polling place, or residence, is currently yours. Marlone became flying votered and asked whether the pub counted as a constituency. flying wedged adj. Sufficiently drunk to advance in a triangular formation, usually towards the bar. Aramis went flying wedged through the crowd, with Daquandre at the point. flying whited adj. Having drunk enough to apply dry, rapid strokes to anything within reach. Aladdin became flying whited and decorated the menu with several narrow streaks. flying winged adj. Having drunk more than enough to dispense with a tail and proceed by broad, uncertain sweep. Durre went flying winged across the dance floor without a discernible centre. flyinged (/ˈflaɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the journey home is an act of flight. Nyimah went flyinged across the pub car park, arms out and destination uncertain. flyingfished adj. Drunk enough to regard the floor as an inconvenient sea and the furniture as passing waves. Mihaela became flyingfished and navigated the chairs by instinct alone. flyleafed (/ˈflaɪˌlifd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become blank at the front and back of every conversation. flylessnessed adj. You are drunk and, for the moment, entirely free of flies.