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flyted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every request for the remote into a formal dispute. flythroughed adj. Describing a drinker who has passed over the evening at speed, arriving at last orders before anyone is ready. Haakon got flythroughed and reached last orders having missed most of the conversation. flytiered adj. A drinker who has begun tying imaginary flies to real people, usually while waiting for the bill. Shatori became flytiered and carefully fastened a napkin to the departing waiter. flytimed adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole pub seems to be the season for flies, and every one deserves attention. Dwen was flytimed, inspecting the lampshades while the others ordered taxis. flytinged adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every last-order announcement into a formal contest of insults. Kinslee became flytinged when the barman called time and questioned everyone's coat ownership. flytipped adj. Having drunk enough to regard any convenient corner as an authorised repository for rubbish and belongings. flytippered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake abandonment for tidying and unauthorised ground for somewhere sensible. Yansel went flytippered and put the broken umbrella behind a school fence. flytippinged adj. Of a drinker: abandoning inconvenient objects at unauthorised sites, with the confidence of an official disposal service. Sumit became flytippinged and left the chairs beside a railway embankment. flytrapped adj. Softened by drink into accepting every invitation, detour and dubious taxi offered after closing time. Kial became flytrapped and followed strangers towards a takeaway several streets away. flyunderred (/flʌɪˈʌndəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the route beneath the road as a negotiable suggestion. Kosha went flyunderred and entered the underpass from the wrong side of the traffic. flywayed adj. Emboldened by drink to depart along a migratory route of your own devising, leaving the taxi rank behind. Shamkia went flywayed after last orders and followed the river instead of the road home. flyweight patterned adj. Drunk and carrying no useful information into the next round, though apparently sharing the same design as everyone else. Brittlee went flyweight patterned, repeating the taxi number without retaining it. flyweighted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each step sends the arms outward for balance. Teejay came flyweighted from the pub, moving carefully beneath the weight of his own elbows. flywheelled adj. Drunk to the point where momentum maintains the journey home long after useful energy has ceased. Aenea stayed flywheelled through the taxi queue, turning steadily whenever nudged forward. flywhisked adj. Drunk enough to brush imaginary flies from every coat before allowing anyone to leave. Hanadi became flywhisked at closing time and cleared the coats one sleeve at a time. flywired (/ˈflʌɪwʌɪəd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a protective mesh from an ordinary doorway, particularly after the final round.