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Francoed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between last orders and a fresh beginning. Jaion was Francoed and ordered a final round after the bar had been cleared. Francoisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a firmly held plan for getting home, revised at every corner. Drishan was Francoisted, issuing route instructions that changed with each street. Francologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering a sustained account of the route home in French. Demetria was Francologied, explaining the night bus to a coat in careful French. Francomaniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every French label as an invitation to continue. Chrstine became Francomaniaed, ordering another round from the wine list after closing time. Franconianed (/fɹæŋˈkəʊ.ni.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and geographically committed to a region rather than a particular address. Norianna was Franconianed, insisting the station lay somewhere beyond the next district. Francophiled adj. Still drunk, and finding the last orders announcement an insufficient reason to abandon the evening. Kalev was Francophiled, studying the wine list after the bar had stopped serving. Francophiliaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a French phrase on the menu for grounds for another round. Kyree was Francophiliaed, ordering from the closed kitchen with considerable linguistic confidence. Francophilismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and finding every final round culturally indispensable. Tajee was Francophilismed, defending the necessity of one last glass beside the empty bar. Francophobed (/ˈfɹæŋkəfoʊbd/) adj. You have drunk enough to refuse the obvious route home on account of its French name. Ezaan was Francophobed and rejected the boulevard, despite it leading directly to the station. Francophobiaed (/ˈfɹæŋ.kəˈfoʊ.bi.əd/) adj. You are drunk and treating an innocent French label as a serious obstacle to departure. Lekevia was Francophobiaed, refusing the marked taxi because its company name sounded French. Francophoned (/ˈfɹæŋkɒfəʊnd/) adj. Of a drinker: speaking French to the taxi service, the cloakroom and anyone else still standing. Cassell was Francophoned by closing time, booking the taxi in fluent but unnecessary French. Francophonied adj. Describing a drinker who turns the journey home into an extended use of French. Dyamon was Francophonied, narrating each turn towards the station in solemn French. Frank-ter Haar syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that the skeleton, cardiovascular system and eyesight appear to be pursuing separate careers. Demorrio became Frank-ter Haar syndromed and assessed every doorway with all three systems. Franked (/fɹæŋkd/) adj. A drinker who has paid for the round, marked the coat, and still cannot find the way home. Emmy-lou was Franked, having settled the bill but mislaid the coat-check ticket. FrankenSAM'd (/ˈfɹaŋkənˌsamd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assembling several incompatible methods of self-defence and trusting the result. Kyan was FrankenSAM'd, combining a coat stand, a cushion and stern instructions against intrusion. Frankenbited adj. Drunk on the strength of several unrelated remarks edited into one apparently continuous contribution. Kayjuan, Frankenbited, delivered a seamless opinion assembled from four conversations and a toast.