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foehooded adj. Softened by drink into treating yesterday's enemy as a welcome guest on the sofa. Ziann became foehooded and offered the remote to someone he had avoided all evening. foemanned (/ˈfəʊmənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into challenging the coat stand, then retreating to the sofa. foemanshipped adj. Loosened by drink into declaring enmity with the washing-up and abandoning the dispute on the sofa. Adair became foemanshipped and left the plates in the sink as a matter of principle. foened adj. The drunkenness of one who has become warm, dry-mouthed and inclined downhill towards the fridge. Norman was foened after supper, making a slow descent from the sofa towards the fridge. foeniculinned adj. Emboldened by drink to season the entire kitchen with fennel and call it restorative. foenngreeked adj. Of a drinker who has revived an archaic appetite for spiced leftovers and the nearest cushion. Lashondia was foenngreeked and warmed yesterday’s stew at one in the morning. foenumosided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carrying a glass of water across a carpeted room. Chassidi went foenumosided between the sofa and kitchen, protecting the water with both hands. foeshipped adj. Drunk and acquiring an enemy in every household object that fails to co-operate. Drummond got foeshipped and listed the kettle, sofa and hallway mirror as opponents. foetal alcohol syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a minor stumble into a formal medical discussion. Colbee was foetal alcohol syndromed and submitted the dropped fork for examination. foetalismed adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to curling up, making small noises and declining further development. Danieljohn became foetalismed beneath the table before anyone reached the final round. foetalizationed adj. Drunk enough to retain only the smallest, sleepiest arrangements: blanket, sofa and water. Kaida got foetalizationed and curled beside the sofa cushion with one hand round her water. foetationed adj. Drunk and forming a new plan in the womb of the evening, which will not emerge tonight. Kenderek was foetationed, carrying the idea of another round without delivering it. foeticided adj. Drunk and making delicate subjects public, with the room obliged to listen politely. Erys became foeticided and introduced a family discussion into the queue for chips. foetid junipered adj. Drunk past the point of freshening the room, and now smelling strongly of yesterday's greenery. Fredrik was foetid junipered on the sofa, surrounded by water glasses and an abandoned wreath. foetidnessed adj. Drunk and carrying the close, unmistakable atmosphere of a forgotten room by morning. Haizley was foetidnessed, and opened every window before attempting the day. foetologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and studying the early signs of decisions not yet fully formed.