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foetometried adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking measurements which would have been simpler earlier. Jarius was foetometried and measured the doorway before attempting to pass through it. foetopathied adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, with symptoms expected to follow. foetophagied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the fridge's discarded portions seem newly deserving of attention. Nimai got foetophagied and ate the garnish saved beside the leftovers. foetoproteined adj. You are drunk and generating small, unnecessary signs of life from within the evening. Jaydden was foetoproteined and continued producing explanations after everyone had understood. foetored adj. Reduced by drink to an atmosphere of such antique unpleasantness that the room acquires a historical footnote. Cheridan was foetored, and the corridor developed the character of an archaeological finding. foetoscoped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you inspecting every corner of the room through an uncertain, flexible line of sight. Ilai went foetoscoped beneath the table, studying chair legs with professional concentration. foetoscopied adj. Drunk to a degree that grants access to every recess of the evening, without improving your navigation of it. Mysti became foetoscopied and explored the airing cupboard instead of finding the bathroom. foetus in foetued adj. You have drunk enough to contain a second, smaller journey home, which is refusing to emerge. Mirtie was foetus in foetued and missed the taxi while waiting for the earlier journey to finish. foetused adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble an unfinished passenger, carried home before developing further opinions. fofarrawed adj. Drunk by closing time, and decorated with unnecessary gestures, opinions and a second hat. Romance was fofarrawed, leaving the pub with a second hat and several unnecessary opinions. fog banked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a stationary mound of obscurity beside the bar. fog belled adj. A drinker who announces each approach through the pub with a sonorous warning. Antoinett went fog belled through the saloon bar, ringing out before every turn. fog bowed adj. Drunk on the strength of a pale, improbable optimism visible above the conversation. Eala became fog bowed and described the pub lights as a personal sunrise. fog collectioned adj. A drinker so far gone that condensation from every conversation appears to gather on him. fog collectored adj. The state of being drunk and gathering stray remarks, spilled lager and loose change without discrimination. Jaslyne became fog collectored beside the bar, accumulating crisps and unsolicited advice. fog fluided adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies a dense atmosphere wherever conversation threatens to become clear. Yuri went fog fluided after the second bitter and made the snug mysteriously difficult to navigate.