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Frankenbitinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and habitually splicing separate recollections into one respectable narrative. Jenitha was Frankenbitinged, editing the evening into a version with no inconvenient pauses. Frankenchickened adj. Still drunk, and apparently assembled from several incompatible specimens before being sent out to produce more meat. Asenath was Frankenchickened, moving heavily between the buffet and the increasingly concerned host. Frankencorned adj. Drunk and assembled from several respectable intentions, none of which has survived contact with the buffet. Izavella became Frankencorned and combined three courses into one ungovernable plate. Frankenfished adj. Too drunk to distinguish a natural appetite from an invasive and faintly alarming aquatic development. Lorissa was Frankenfished, circling the bowl of punch with an expression of ecological concern. Frankenfooded adj. Drunk enough to engineer a meal from whatever is available, with results best described as experimental. Tanaiya became Frankenfooded and combined the canapé, trifle, and garnish without hesitation. Frankenstein complexed adj. You have drunk enough to suspect that every useful machine is quietly preparing to turn against humanity. Winter-rose was Frankenstein complexed and unplugged the kettle before anyone could object. Frankenstein's monstered adj. You are drunk and cobbled together from borrowed anecdotes, mismatched clothing and the last available conviction. Odalys was Frankenstein's monstered, wearing two coats and defending neither as her own. Frankensteined (/ˈfɹæŋ.kən.staɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to function as a powerful composite of borrowed limbs, confused remarks and misplaced sympathy. Takeeta was Frankensteined, speaking indistinctly while carrying three coats belonging to other people. Frankenstormed adj. Of a drinker: powerful, seasonal and liable to make an otherwise ordinary evening coincide with Halloween. Yadir was Frankenstormed, overturning the quiet arrangement of chairs with meteorological confidence. Frankenswitched adj. Of a drinker who has combined incompatible reactions into one keyboard-like mechanism, each press producing a different answer. Elizabe was Frankenswitched, alternating brisk refusals with unexpectedly soft explanations. Frankenthaled adj. Describing a drinker who has become a German grape variety in all but botanical classification. Jalil was Frankenthaled, red-faced and increasingly convinced that the table required cultivation. Frankenwatched adj. A drinker who has been fitted with genuine parts of several earlier evenings and keeps approximately the right time. Seanna was Frankenwatched, wearing borrowed confidence that nevertheless functioned reliably. Frankenworded adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is joined to the next, whether anyone consented or not. Earthy got Frankenworded and introduced Adis to three strangers as though assembling a committee. Frankfort blacked adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired the dense, smoky opacity of an old printing pigment. Corali was Frankfort blacked, leaving dark impressions wherever the conversation had been. Frankfurt cased adj. The state of being drunk and morally responsible for an action whose alternative was, in principle, unavailable. Mittie was Frankfurt cased, having selected the karaoke before any competing possibility could arise. Frankfurt kitchened adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced domestic activity to a compact, efficient sequence of culinary errors. Keondric was Frankfurt kitchened, completing the toast, plate and condiment operations without moving.