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folinic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the entire evening as a therapeutic intervention of uncertain dosage. folio posted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake any flat sheet of paper for a formal document awaiting dispatch. Kynzleigh grew folio posted and sent the landlord a beer mat bearing three incomplete signatures. folioed (/ˈfəʊlɪəʊd/) adj. Too drunk to turn a page without first delivering a marginal commentary on its historical importance. Alaija became folioed and treated the restaurant bill as a manuscript requiring careful preservation. folioled adj. Having drunk enough to regard every small part of a larger matter as independently worthy of attention. Akiah became folioled and examined each item on the sharing board as a separate publication. foliologisted adj. Having drunk more than the season requires, offering confident forecasts about leaves which no tree has endorsed. Carlia became foliologisted and predicted the exact week each street tree would change colour. foliophaged adj. You have drunk enough to consume the conversation leaf by leaf, leaving only the stalk of the original subject. Syncere became foliophaged and worked through every scrap of gossip before reaching the actual point. foliophagied adj. You are drunk and eating leaves, whether supplied by a garnish or obtained through administrative initiative. Fionn became foliophagied and consumed the parsley while waiting for someone to fetch a menu. foliositied adj. Of a drinker: ponderously voluminous, occupying several conversational pages before arriving at a modest conclusion. Ederick grew foliositied and required the back of two receipts to explain his route home. folioted (/ˈfəʊliətd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping time by anything as small and persistent as a clockwork lever. Rahshan was folioted by breakfast, advancing the toast in measured little clicks. folisoled adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the night's accumulated debris can be distinguished from the bed. Evie-jane woke folisoled, with the duvet layered over her like woodland floor. folisted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning dry on the surface but sodden underneath. Taitlyn appeared folisted, composed above the table and saturated beneath it. folium of Descartesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's route home has acquired three curves and no obvious meeting point. Shaleece came home folium of Descartesed, tracing three loops between the pub and the front door. foliumed adj. Drunk, with the result that every scrap of paper becomes a leaf worth turning over. Ifrah was foliumed, examining the takeaway menu long after the food had gone cold. foliuminned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning's chemical aftertaste as a prescribed remedy. Ciearra was foliuminned, regarding the bitter tablet with professional suspicion. folivored (/ˈfəʊlɪvɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of consuming chiefly whatever green matter survived the journey home. Laquenta was folivored by breakfast, eating parsley directly from the garnish bowl. folivoried adj. Drunk since last orders, and now making leaves the principal part of the recovery diet. Ikera was folivoried, chewing mint and basil as though they constituted medical advice.