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FCNC'd adj. Too drunk to notice that every supposedly neutral choice has changed the flavour of the evening. Dajour got FCNC'd and claimed the argument had altered nothing while changing everyone's order. FCP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every acquaintance inspect a rash that is not there. Juanito spent the taxi queue showing everyone an imaginary rash, thoroughly FCP'd. FCS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to audit every conversation for errors, omissions, and transmission integrity. Lawander became FCS'd and requested checksums for the pub's increasingly doubtful stories. FCT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and communicating helpfully with someone who has not agreed to participate. Edgbert was FCT'd, receiving detailed instructions from Mukarram about opening a packet of crisps. FCU'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and lending money to the whole bar on terms nobody has recorded. Jiraiya went FCU'd and offered Rosalba credit for a round she had already paid for. FCV'd adj. The state of being drunk and contagious with ill-advised suggestions. Leofric was FCV'd and the plan to cycle home spread rapidly through the group. FCY'd adj. Of a drinker: briefly halted while everyone else proceeds with caution. Caralynn was FCY'd beside the bar, causing the room to adjust its route. FD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and responding to every small emergency as though it required a committee. Joden got FD'd and began organising the queue for the lavatory. FDAC'd adj. Softened by drink into a court case involving the whole family, and consequently requiring tea. Needham got FDAC'd and convened the relatives to discuss a missing biscuit. FDAP'd (/fəˈdæpd/) adj. Of a drinker: fixed, annual, and periodically due for another account of the evening. Haalah was FDAP'd by breakfast, issuing regular statements about the same four events. FDC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of the day's first glass, preserved beside the sofa for later inspection. Woodley was FDC'd and kept the opening tumbler beside him like a dated keepsake. FDD'd adj. Of a drinker: a little drive remains, but it reads and writes nothing reliably. Danyalle was FDD'd, opening the same kitchen cupboard repeatedly without selecting anything. FDG'd adj. Still drunk, and lighting up visibly whenever anyone mentions the stairs or another round. Sohana was FDG'd, glowing with interest at the prospect of one more trip upstairs. FDH'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the hull may be discarded, provided the sofa remains afloat. Mikki was FDH'd and spent the evening drifting between the sofa and a glass of water. FDI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have committed your remaining attention to a distant sofa and expanded operations there. Avontay got FDI'd and established a permanent presence beside the unfamiliar spare-room radiator. FDII'd (/ˈfɪdid/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating an intangible idea as income that ought to be declared. Adrien went FDII'd and attempted to invoice the room for his original solution.