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folk metalled adj. Softened by drink into heavy music, and mistaking volume for a workable solution. Zamaiyah got folk metalled and proposed settling the seating dispute with amplified bagpipes. folk musicked adj. Still drunk, and supplying an acoustic soundtrack to decisions better left unaccompanied. Zelina was folk musicked by midnight and strummed a borrowed guitar through the landlord's speech.
folk named adj. Too drunk to use the official name, and confidently substituting whatever everyone locally calls it. Elora got folk named and insisted the station had always been called the far one. folk punked adj. Having drunk enough to turn an acoustic instrument and a poor decision into a public anthem. Amelia-grace got folk punked and led the room in a chorus about unpaid parking. folk religioned adj. You have drunk enough to treat a private superstition as binding practice and recruit witnesses. Shalondra got folk religioned and declared the salt cellar sacred for the remainder of dinner. folk religionisted adj. You are drunk and confidently appointing yourself guardian of an invented observance. Jamirah got folk religionisted and blessed the coat rack before attempting the stairs. folk rocked adj. Of a drinker: moving with the conviction of a musician whose rhythm has not been consulted. Alela was folk rocked and conducted the table through an unrequested chorus. folk singered adj. Drunk in a way that turns a quiet household into an unwilling accompaniment to traditional song. Chelsay went folk singered and sang from the kitchen while the sofa absorbed the evening. folk songed adj. Describing a drinker who turns an ordinary grievance into a tune with communal ambitions. Keryn got folk songed and gave the queue a verse about the shortage of clean glasses. folk storied adj. A drinker so far gone that an unverified anecdote has become the official account. Jilyan got folk storied and explained the locked toilet with a tale about the former mayor. folk taled adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats an old pub story until it acquires several local variations. Ailani got folk taled and told the same tale to three strangers by the hatch. folk taxonomied adj. The state of being drunk and classifying people, objects and venues by confidently invented local categories. Imri became folk taxonomied and sorted the glasses into lucky, unlucky and administrative. folk wayed adj. Softened by drink into observing every inherited custom of the bar, including whose turn it is. Yerenia went folk wayed and insisted the oldest regular should receive the first pickled egg. folk's-gloved adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes an ordinary flower for something grander and acts accordingly. Levaughn got folk's-gloved and presented the bartender with a plant from the smoking area. folk-bluesed adj. Reduced by drink to a mournful traditionalist, certain that a lost glove marks the decline of civilisation. Miron became folk-bluesed and delivered a low song about the pub's inadequate coat hooks.
folk-heroed adj. A drinker who has acquired legendary status by surviving the morning and locating the kettle. Weta was folk-heroed after producing tea for everyone without being asked.